maaaah

the noise that all animals make

seals, moose's, bees (in their heads), cows, sheep, dogs, alligators, horses, small rodents, the mentally disabled, dragons, unicorns, pigeons, old doors, rabbits, dolphins, various bacteria, insects, brick houses made before 1983, brooms, noses, frogs, some windows but not all, computers, Chris, Jesus, baby moles when the moon is full and telephone poles (maaaah)

by IV August 3, 2012

Maayan

This Hebrew name means spring of water . A beautiful person inside and out don’t get On her bad side or you will be living hell. She chooses her friends carefully and is one of the most loyal friends you could get. They don’t judge unless your asking for it.

Hey Maayan!
She’s hottttt

by Balloon cap123 March 30, 2020

macfag

An inept computer user (see noob) who calls himself a geek and uses an Apple Macintosh computer.

They are mainly found on YouTube making reviews of mainly useless or unaffordable products (see tat) discussing Apple "rumours", providing viewers with "giveaways", giving updates on their boring lives, instructing viewers to follow their boring lives on Twitter and discussing how terrible a PC running Microsoft Windows is and why Macs are better in every way.

This term is not to be confused with someone who knows what they're talking about and has plenty of experience on all sides of the table, i.e. someone who is not a noob, but uses a Mac.

Macfag101 (in video): Hi guys, what's up? Today I'm going to be doing a giveaway and the winner is whoever can bitch Microsoft the most. Also coming up, a tutorial with the very original idea of how to change your dock background images, why Macs are so much better than PCs and why I don't know a fucking thing about what I'm talking about.

Non-noob viewer: Macfag, shut the fuck up.

by The World's Best Coder June 20, 2009

Maasai jumping-jack

Named after the Maasai jumping dance performed by the maassai tribe. One's penis is tucked between the thighs and as the person jumps up and down a 'handless wank' is achieved. Usually carried out in frustration after hand functionality is comprimised for extended periods. Quite difficult at first but can be perfected with practice.

The first Maasai jumping-jack was performed by Charley Boorman while filming the long way round through Africa. Charlie was whining about his bitchy little limp wrists one night and Ewan denied him a dutch rudder. So, inspired by the Maasai people he'd seen that day, the Maasai jumping-jack was born.

After that motorbike crash where he broke both his wrists, Paul became a pro at the Maasai jumping-jack.

"If Liam didn't show me how to Maasai jumping-jack myself after I burned my hands, I don't think I could've coped."

by What would Charlie do? November 9, 2012

maayan

A common hebrew name drawn from the bible. The word itself means brook, spring or well.

Have you seen Maayan?

Yeah...She's hott!

by Gracedriddle June 12, 2008

maayan

Maayan is a girl who you can always trust. She’s shy and kind. She loves her siblings a lot and takes care of the younger ones. She is smart and she is amazing at learning languages. Maayan is a rare name so if you have met one, you are lucky. She’s a beautiful girl inside and out.

*maayan walks by *
alex: wow was that an angel?
dylan: i think so 🤤

by thebossbitch June 29, 2021

MADAFAKAS

Metropolitan Alliance for the Development And Fixing of All Kantos and Sidewalks (MADAFAKAS) is an organisation that deals with the development and maintainence of sidewalks and kantos.

MADAFAKAS are doing a good job at their job

by Wumbonigga February 17, 2019