lurkin jurkin

Someone that hangs around your car and just keeps peeping Through the Windows and they jerking off or just peeping the whole time. They're "lurkin' jurkin'..

I wish all these people would stop lurkin jurkin around my car

by Pharoh69 February 16, 2023

Lurkin' gherkin

A cat just lurkin' about spying on you (in general) or especially whilst on the toilet or in the shower.....

A weird person watching you....or whom you notice is about looking suss

Omg, I feel like I'm being watched....
Oh phew, it's just my cat being a lurkin' gherkin!

That weirdo over there is just lurkin' like a gherkin

by Bubbles81 April 29, 2024

Jerk Lurkin

Jerk lurking – or Jerk Lurkin’ describes a behavior, especially in an office or business environment, of a person who does not understand the natural queues of a conversation, personal space or common courtesies of their co-workers, peers or business associates.

Jerk lurking includes, but is not limited to: Lingering in a conversation long after it has ended, standing behind someone’s desk watching what they are doing when they don’t know you’re there, standing too near to someone even after seeing it has made them noticeably uncomfortable and not moving, staring at people from your desk while they work.

"I was talking to Phil about a project today. I put my head phones on and he was still behind me nodding his head for at least 60 seconds after the conversation was over. That was a pretty serious jerk lurk."

:::

Cool Guy: "Hey man whats up?"
Idiot Guy: "Nothin...just gazing into the distance"
Cool Guy: "Can you do it somewhere else? You are uncomfortably close to me right now...for no reason."
Idiot Guy: <still standing there. doesn't move>
Cool Guy: "YO MAN, YOU'RE FUCKIN JERK LURKIN RIGHT NOW AND IT'S PISSIN ME OFF!"
Idiot Guy: <nods. doesn't catch on>
Cool Guy: <shakes head. puts earbuds back in and proceeds to work>

by DJ_Knux February 19, 2013

I caught him lurkin

Its when you find them in that spot that makes them go like "ah shit."

Jayden Tran: I was in a fortnite game and I caught him lurkin
Them: Nigga wtf are you on.

by icaughtaniggalurkin69 September 29, 2019

Gherkin Lurkin'

The friend who accepts everyone's unwanted Gherkins at McDonalds.

Tom: "I'll have that if you don't want it dude? I know you don't like them"

Joe: "C'mon man, quit your Gherkin Lurkin' and order something"

by ItisI August 14, 2012

smirkin' lurkin'

the act of creepily staring down someone in an unwantedly provacative manner

that kid over there has been straight smirkin' lurkin' on ya boy. I finna get Buck in this bitch and whoop some creepy ass.

by yahh boii May 14, 2009

Baldie Lurkin

A balding headed individual who stays in the shadows lurking and spying on individuals or groups of people as they pass.

We were walking down the street after coming back from the pub the other night when Beattie pointed out the Baldie Lurkin behind the bus stop at the corner of the street

by Roo-NI August 17, 2009