Lunch Lady

When you creampie a girl doggystyle, then she squeezes it out and it plops onto the soles of her feet underneath her, like when the lunch lady slaps a scoop of food on your tray, therefore making her the Lunch Lady

Eddy: “Hey, did you hear Jake made Amber a lunch lady the other night?”
Mark: “No, but I hope she didn’t walk to the bathroom after, he’s got new shag carpet”

by Bryscuit July 17, 2021

Lunch Lady

The reciever of a hot lunch.

The lunch lady loves hot lunches!

by Laura Branz December 11, 2003

Lunch Lady

An interdimensional bringer of treats and beats usually transcending her lucky recipients to full floorgasm.

Grasshopper 1: "Whoa... do you feel that razzle in your dazzle?"
Grasshopper 2: "Yes my friend, the Lunch Lady is about to do her damn thang!"

by magic-marker January 23, 2018

lunch lady muncher

A douche bag who likes to munch on his school's lunch ladies.

Dude, Gabe is such a lunch lady muncher.

by Mike and Matt October 4, 2006

lunch lady

Lunch ladies are those females or males who graduate from Lunch Lady Academy (LLA) and frequently uses lunch lady crossing, similar to deer crossing. They're commonly in a bad mood, and to them you MUST NEVER SAY these words, "Oh no, take it back," or the unspeakable will occur. They can fly and serve, while wearing "lunch vest." You may use this to describe one who is being shitty. They can also be supernatural beings similar to vampires and werewolves.

Dude, could you be anymore of a lunch lady, right now???

I said to that freaking lunch lady, "OH NO, TAKE IT BACK!" and she launched herself over the counter and did the unspeakable.

by TheNativez April 21, 2007

dirty lunch lady

When your woman dishes diarrhea out of your ass and puts it on a bun thus eating it, this is known as a sloppy joe

Im hungry lets go back to my place and make a dirty lunch lady

by team anal March 13, 2014

horny lunch lady

Fat bitches getting fuck in the booty hole

Are you a horny lunch lady

by Horny fat lunch lady March 21, 2017