Banana Leafing

The event in which a fart in your sleep leads to the gradual billowing of gaseous air up into your wife’s or girlfriend’s face throughout the night. Since this process is strikingly similar to the fermentation of cocoa beans under banana leaves in Central America, it is known as “Banana Leafing;” a close yet benevolent cousin to the malicious Dutch Oven.

“My wife makes me sleep in the guest room on Sunday nights – 7-layer dip means serious banana leafing.”

by JLiebengut February 2, 2012

self-loading cargo

The passengers on an airplane.

Let's see...all the self-loading cargo strapped in back there?
Right on. Ready for takeoff.
Roger that.

by 747pilot June 5, 2010

Brand Loafing

The act of taking one company's brand and altering it slightly to create a new brand.

Have you ever thought about creating an online streaming movie company, and directing it towards gay people, and then calling it Netdix?

Yes. Yes I have. Lets go Brand Loafing.

by Lespaul1101 June 8, 2011

loaking

to hang out and bum around everywhere and anywhere.

Whats up dude? what are you doing today?

I think Im just loaking around the house.

by room cat April 20, 2011

loaftin

to lazily sit around doing nothing

"What were you doing all day?"

"Just loaftin'"

by pigman September 13, 2014

Lafinass

A harvester of souls.
One who feeds on fear.
Someone who will take a dream and demolish it.

"Harken unto the harbinger of your doom, for the Destroyer of Dreams is upon you!" - Lafinass' battle cry.

by RedFlag46 December 9, 2008

Loading the Cannon

A sexual act where you pry open your partner's butthole and poop into it.

"I'm going out with Becky tonight. Don't come over after 9. I will be loading the cannon."

"I loaded that bitch's cannon last night."

"Dude! Who loaded my sister's cannon last night? There is shit everywhere!"

by Dick Trickle the 3rd November 28, 2011