Till Lindemann

Singer for the German Neue Deutsche Härte band RAMMSTEIN. He can light himself on fire and live!! Lindemann is immune to pain, as can be clearly seen in Rammstein's "live aus berlin" video when Till bashes his head open with a mic stand and hit himself with a flogging whip. (OUCH)A trained pyrotechnician, Till never performs a concert without at least 2 flamethrowers. He is also extremely strong and will kill you faster than chuck norris.

"Till Lindemann ist Gott!!"

If you go to a Rammstein concert and see a large group in the crowd with 3rd degree burns, you know why. They got too close to TILL LINDEMANN!!

by Fatal1ty 117 May 20, 2009

Lyndamarie

God's beautiful creation. A blessing. Strong, intelligent & caring. Praise singer, prayer warrior and faithful lover of God and all that He has created. Crazy-funny, loveable and inquisitive beyond belief! A strong leader and righter of wrongs! A Beautiful, sensitive, big-hearted woman, who loves with all that she has. Fearlessly protective of family and friends, loving and loyal-No truer friend will you ever find, steadfast and sure are her steps. Takes nothing and no-one for granted. All are blessed to know her and become a part of her world.

Lyndamarie leadership faithfulness melodic songstress true protective loving blessing

by Tinkerbele February 4, 2010

lindamarie

she is a gorgoues understanding person who is lovable lives off starbucks finds everything cute if you are lucky enough to win ones heart never let that go .

lindamarie is a nitch

by Lmarie0212 May 26, 2021

Kristoffer Lindmark

A multi-sexual-predator-fruit that lives in the south of Sweden.

If you see one, for the love of god do not approach it! It will try to have sexual intercourse with you. Simply Say:
"Jag är från Norrland"
And he will quickly run away frightened.

Kristoffer Lindmark

by ByggBoB November 27, 2012

Maggie Lindemann

a mf rockstar, hottest girl on earth, bi queen.

why am i crying? oh, yeah, i’m listening to she knows it by maggie lindemann.

by annie (taylor’s version) November 30, 2021

Jordan Lindemann

An individual with freakishly huge arms. Also may posses the ability to consume large amounts of pussy drinks and cocktails like McGillicuddy's. He also may take the game of beer pong a little too seriously when attempting to shoot. He also has a vagina and doesn't remember his first beer.

" If I work out and do curls everyday for the rest of my life, i will develop arms like Jordan Lindemann'

by truefriend69 August 20, 2010

linamandla

A linamandla is a cute , energetic, crazy , kind , and naive person and well a simp too...😂🌍📌 and if you don't have a Linamandla in you life I suggest u find one ASAP because Linamandlas are always there for you and could truly love one alot and they are really loyal people.

Lina:dang bro , that girl is beautiful
Lebo:yeah you are a real Linamandla bro.

by Brokenhearted girl..22 June 12, 2022