anal leakage

Anal leakage is when your ass tells the press, secrets that the President didn't want made public!

In the news today, a stunning example of anal leakage. The anus of a Whitehouse aid told reporters that the President likes cheap 1 ply toilet paper and cheaper interns.

by Thatguyyouknow April 19, 2006

Anal Leakage

When ur ass leaks, u pretty much crap all over the inside of ur underwear and pants. Its also really messy and is incredibly uncomfortable.

Greg had some bad anal leakage, and he stunk up the whole room. He looked like he was about to cry. His pants were wet in the back and it was disgustingly gross.

by Schmidty0 September 16, 2005

mass leakage

to leak from ones nipple, like a certain fat man who lives at McDonald's

After not being picked to help the teacher in class, the boy said to the fat kid who got picked,"Dude, you got fucking mass leakage..."

by Krinkle Cut K. December 24, 2008

Double Leakage

When you sit on the toilet so long you pee for a second time. Occurs most often on Saturday mornings when reading the newspaper.

Yesterday I nearly finished the entire sports section, I was on the toilet so long I had double leakage.

by Cindy Brady's Bikeseat February 28, 2010

Penile Leakage

When ya dick spoutin juices it shouldn't

"Man, Jeremy's got some bad Penile Leakage."

by Neanderthal Gaming August 17, 2016

Anal leakage

When you shit yourself.

I had bad anal leakage yesterday.

by Chris(Bud) October 30, 2019

Temporal Leakage

1: When a piece of information, whether it be a fact, an idea, or even the knowledge of something's mere existence, slowly gets collectively forgotten about by everyone for no discernable reason. Aka, when some information figuratively leaks out of everyone's brains over time (temporal can refer to both the brain e.g. "temporal lobe", or to time e.g. "temporal anomaly").

2: When someone's brain (mainly the temporal lobe) literally disintegrates and leaks out of their head through their ears (where the temporal lobe is closest to).

Definition 1:
Timothy: Why does everyone keep forgetting I'm part of THE Edwards family? My last name is LITERALLY Edwards!
William: They can't help it. For some reason that piece of information is affected by Temporal Leakage.

Definition 2:
Timothy: WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO HIM!?! WHAT'S LEAKING OUT OF HIS EARS!?!
Elizabeth: I think that's his BRAIN!?! *vomits*
Timothy: Is THIS what they mean by Temporal Leakage!?!?!

by 314rft April 26, 2023