Lardnering

When someone is a compulsive liar, a capper or kaptain krunchin'

Bro you lardnering right now, that didn't happen.

by Capn'Cap1997 August 20, 2021

Layne Staley

Unlike a post a few up, Layne was one of the inventors of the Seattle Grunge rock sound, and one to get the least credit. Along with Mudhoney, solely invited the sound ripped by many grunge bands. Unlike the post a few up, an AMAZING song writer who brought us such songs as "Nutshell", "Down in A Hole", "Frogs", "Sea of Sorrow", and the list goes on. A much more emotional writer than Eddie Vedder EVER will be. Mixed emotion and grunge, but thankfully never did "emo" music.
Best singer, songwriter, and band.
See also Jerry Cantrelland lice in Chains

Layne Staley put a whole movement on the map.

by Rexall June 10, 2004

LAYNA

Layna is a girl who is always laughing, if you ever meet one she's gonna make you laugh. Layna has the prettiest voice anyone can ever hear. She always has a huge smile, and if there is not a smile on her face there is something wrong. If you have a Layna in your life then keep her she is the funniest, prettiest girl you will ever meet!

Boy: Layna's always laughing
Layna: That's because I'm always happy!

by Pager hubiby September 2, 2019

mrs. layne

a very mean middle school teacher that people want to punch 90% of the time

i hate mrs. layne

by lb🤦‍♂️ November 26, 2018

Ladynoir

The ship of 2 characters Chat Noir and Ladybug from the TV show miraculous ladybug
Chat Noir loves Ladybug. Ladybug does not love Chat Noir, but little does she know, Chat Noir is the love of her life Adrien Agreste

Ladynoir is the cutest omg

by shmeatie August 18, 2019

Laying a Demo

1. To record a song/rap
2. To shoot someone

3. A significant bowel movement

Ex. 1

Elliot works the mixing board. DeMarcus enters.

Elliot: Check it out Broseph! I'm laying a demo!

DaMarcus: What's it called?

Elliot: "I Make Crap Music and You Love Me For It." Think of it as System of Down meets KISS.

DaMarcus: That's gonna be chart topper.

Ex. 2

DJ Gangsta Pimp Dogg (rapping): "Some suckas in the Yoch be talkin' some schlemo / So I pull out the strap and start laying a demo."

Ex. 3

BJ's stomach rumbles.

BJ: Oh no. I knew I should have avoided the second helping of Rocky Mountain Oysters.

Stu: As they say, what goes in must come out.

BJ: And I'm gonna be laying a demo in a minute.

by ZXY&ABC October 23, 2022

mushroom-cloud-laying motherfucker

Phrase first used by Samuel L. Jackson in the greatest movie of all time, "Pulp Fiction".

Translates to "uber-badass from hell".

"Well, I'm one mushroom-cloud-laying motherfucker, motherfucker!"

by Davezor January 22, 2004