A baby or child, especially when the parent receives lots of additional benefits as the result of giving birth... such as extra benefits at work that are not available to those without children like childcare stipends, family-leave time, flex or comp time for family or school functions, etc. Golden-larva benefits for the unemployed include easier access to Medicaid, WIC, food stamps and other government or charity assistance and grants.
Childfree co-worker: "Hey, can you stay over for a few extra minutes tonight to help with cleanup?"
Breeder co-worker: "No, I have to leave early again to pick my baybee up from the sitter. Oh, and my sitter can't watch the baybee tomorrow so I won't be in. I'll need you to do the ordering for me, if you would."
Childfree: "Man, I'm doing a lot of extra work on account of you and that golden larva of yours..."
Breeder co-worker: "No, I have to leave early again to pick my baybee up from the sitter. Oh, and my sitter can't watch the baybee tomorrow so I won't be in. I'll need you to do the ordering for me, if you would."
Childfree: "Man, I'm doing a lot of extra work on account of you and that golden larva of yours..."
by For Whom The Bell Trolls August 5, 2007
Get the golden larva mug.Latvian waxing is when a person who consumed large amount of alcohol falls asleep in bed with lit cigarette causing the whole house get burned to the ground.
I became homeless after my Russian roommate had drunk the whole bottle of vodka and died of Latvian waxing
by Filips Adamenko October 30, 2017
Get the Latvian waxing mug.mosquito: *sucks blood*
lady: AHHH, i have malaria
guy: *looks closer*
mosquito: *tips fedora* "m'laria"
guy: "wrong that's m'laria"
lady: "oh i see, nice fedora, mosquito"
lady: AHHH, i have malaria
guy: *looks closer*
mosquito: *tips fedora* "m'laria"
guy: "wrong that's m'laria"
lady: "oh i see, nice fedora, mosquito"
by bentin copperson May 11, 2018
Get the m'laria mug.Latvia is a country in eastern europe bordering to Estonia, Lithuania, Belarussia and Russia.
It has 2.3 million inhabitants, where 1.6 million are Latvian and 600 000 Russians. About 500 000 Russians are without citizenship, since most of these do not want to learn Latvian, nor adapt to a new country with new rules.
Latvia has through history been annexed by numerous nations/states. Latvia claimed its first independence after the first world war (This was done without much sruggle, due to the collaps of Czar Russia).
In 1940 Latvia was seized by Soviet forces due to the Molotov-Ribbentrop treaty, which theoretically was to divide Europe in half.
1941, Germany launched operation barbarossa and occupied Latvia. About 150 000 Latvians fought in the german army, most of who were forced into it. The Second World War ended and so did Latvia's independence.
It was not until 1989 that Baltic freedom movements stirred up, mainly due to the Gorbechev era and its implementation of Parestroika and Glasnost throughout the regime. Latvia together with Estonia and Lithuania reclaimed their independence 1991.
Even though the Baltic states were considered the most developed countries in the Soviet Union hard years were to come. Latvias BNP declined until 1994 when it started rising, and it has since grown at a rate of about 5-7% per year. Corruption was a much bigger problem then it is today, although it is far from gone. Salaries compared with Western Europe and the USA remain low, and it is estimated that Latvia will reach western standards 2020.
Tevzemei un Brivibai!
It has 2.3 million inhabitants, where 1.6 million are Latvian and 600 000 Russians. About 500 000 Russians are without citizenship, since most of these do not want to learn Latvian, nor adapt to a new country with new rules.
Latvia has through history been annexed by numerous nations/states. Latvia claimed its first independence after the first world war (This was done without much sruggle, due to the collaps of Czar Russia).
In 1940 Latvia was seized by Soviet forces due to the Molotov-Ribbentrop treaty, which theoretically was to divide Europe in half.
1941, Germany launched operation barbarossa and occupied Latvia. About 150 000 Latvians fought in the german army, most of who were forced into it. The Second World War ended and so did Latvia's independence.
It was not until 1989 that Baltic freedom movements stirred up, mainly due to the Gorbechev era and its implementation of Parestroika and Glasnost throughout the regime. Latvia together with Estonia and Lithuania reclaimed their independence 1991.
Even though the Baltic states were considered the most developed countries in the Soviet Union hard years were to come. Latvias BNP declined until 1994 when it started rising, and it has since grown at a rate of about 5-7% per year. Corruption was a much bigger problem then it is today, although it is far from gone. Salaries compared with Western Europe and the USA remain low, and it is estimated that Latvia will reach western standards 2020.
Tevzemei un Brivibai!
by Kaspars Baldzens February 4, 2004
Get the Latvia mug.(noun): term used to refer to a lost kitty and a ferocious lioness who fall in love under odd circumstances. The members of a larvans tend to fall into deep, unequivocal love strangely quick, and often spend inexplicable amounts of time sleeping under tables. Separating members of a larvans is extremely dangerous, as they often claw and purr until they reunite.
Fun frat dude: Yo bro, bring those plates of bacon and eggs over here so we can get come protein, breakfast-style.
Concerned frat dude on-looker: Bro, watch out! There is a larvans under that kitchen table! You know it'll freak out if you get too close.
Fun frat dude: Woah, thanks bro. That could have gotten ugly. I for sure didn't want that cat purring at me all day.
Concerned frat dude on-looker: Bro, watch out! There is a larvans under that kitchen table! You know it'll freak out if you get too close.
Fun frat dude: Woah, thanks bro. That could have gotten ugly. I for sure didn't want that cat purring at me all day.
by JR the cabbie May 20, 2011
Get the Larvans mug.My beautiful motherland, although I'm Russian. Loooove its luxurious, transparent pine woods, deep black forest lakes, white summer nights, beautiful, modern people, elegant and sophisticated capital Riga. It's a blessing, to visit Riga, where my Mom lives...!!! Latvia is a secret, magic place.
by Ljolja September 14, 2003
Get the Latvia mug.by blii February 19, 2003
Get the Larva mug.