An erotic dance in which a woman or man sits in a chair and the giver( woman or man) grinds on their lap using their groin, ass, penis, etc
by Hockey Stick May 18, 2015
Get the Lap dancemug. When a girl does sexy moves on a guys lap and the guy loves it the girl stuffs her ass in his face and he falls over and she sits on his chest
by mmmmmm tats good December 1, 2014
Get the lap danceingmug. by Jeff Larington May 15, 2010
Get the Pizza Lap Dancemug. This is the act of one taking a shit on a toilet whilst another sits on one's lap and shits in the space between his/her legs into the water below. The word missouri, come to find out after coining the term, in a native american dialect means muddy water
Oh man I ate so many corn dogs at the carnival that I had to rush home, no sooner than I dropped my first terd charlene was in there givin me the old missouri lap-dance. I guess she had one corndog too many as well.
by jihad massoud October 14, 2011
Get the missouri lap-dancemug. A lap dance given by a nude chick who is on the rag, thus leaving snail trails of red all over your clothing. Performing or receiving a lap dance while on a menstrual cycle.
"I was given a bloody lap dance by this gross stripper at the club. The stains won't come out of my jeans."
by JuggernautOfTheFemaleKind May 31, 2013
Get the Bloody Lap Dancemug. A seductive dance done mostly by a female in which the dancer rubs her ass provocatively against the back, legs, and ass of the backward's lap dancer's customer, for erotic purposes.
Have you seent my assistant? I need her at the door checking off the guestlist.
Oh yeah, she is behind the DJ booth giving the DJ a backwards lap dance.
What did you just do to me? I just gave you a backwards lap dance. I am your boss. Don't EVER do that again!
Ayyyye Mios Dios, I got pinche wasted last night and gave every bar owner I'm friends with on Twitter a backwards lap dance.
Oh yeah, she is behind the DJ booth giving the DJ a backwards lap dance.
What did you just do to me? I just gave you a backwards lap dance. I am your boss. Don't EVER do that again!
Ayyyye Mios Dios, I got pinche wasted last night and gave every bar owner I'm friends with on Twitter a backwards lap dance.
by Pinche Pdiddy Dollarsign March 31, 2011
Get the Backwards Lap dancemug. A type of lap dance were a scantily clad woman mounts a man who sitting, facing forward, by putting the front of her ankles on the top of his shoulders, her hands on the floor in front of her and thrusts her ass into his face.
by Rick Jones 1234 November 28, 2012
Get the Brazilian Lap Dancemug.