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Dirty Landon

Landons often are horny 24/7 and love sex
by Gaylandon April 12, 2020
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lardon

An erection begotten after viewing a fat woman (or man).
Dude, I got a lardon at the Weight Watchers meeting this morning.
by the real zack c August 25, 2006
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Lamoni

By far the cutest girl you can meet! She can make you smile just by hearing her voice or seeing her beautiful face. She knows that she has looks but does not flaunt it or think highly of herself because of it. Finding good in everyone is her specialty. Making guys want her is an easy job.
Lamoni is such a cutie!
by Kyyoot August 20, 2011
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Landon

Because genes
Landon is Landon cause genes
by Avah666 December 11, 2018
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Landon

A tall, athletic boy. Very cool and funny, very trustworthy. He is really cute, also.
Hey look, there's Landon!
by ██ September 23, 2020
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Landon Lake

A slang term meaning to commit suicide.

The term was coined in the 2020s due to the hit tv show Legacies in which a character named Landon commits suicide countless times by throwing himself into a lake holding a cinderblock. Some time after that part of the show aired a fan coined the term in a hosie twitter groupchat saying they "would rather commit landon lake than listen to country music at a bbq". The term eventually escaped its prison within the groupchat for its power was too mighty to be contained and fell into common usage among some groups of Legacies fans.

The famous Landon Lake rock which currently resides in the Covington Visitor's Centre where fans will often go to take photos of and with it.
Elizabeth "I would rather commit landon lake than listen to country music at a bbq."
by Dracyan December 7, 2022
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Bishop Lamont

The man who will save the West Coast and lay that Dirty South crunk bullshit to rest. With Dre behind him he will be a very large success. As he says in a very ill song "No Stoppin Carson"

"The CPT hook up with Carson DA on the map now the whole hood hoppin, Dre got my back so there ain't no stoppin"
Yo dog, you listen to Bishop Lamont? His shit runs deep.
by WESTSIDEBESTSIDE January 23, 2009
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