Klumpett

When three guys tagteam a chick and one shits, one vomits, and one cums in her snatch and they make another slut eat it out of her cunt.

Girl 1: C'mon guys lemme have that klumpett!

Guy 1: I got a nasty shit for you... take that shit bitch.

Guy 2: Barf!! oh thats gonna make a nice klumpett

Guy 3: Oh thats a Peter North load there for your dirty-ass snatch.

Girl 2: Oh baby, this is the best klumpett i've had in years!

by Snoopyona July 11, 2010

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krumpt

The feeling or pain in your stomach that you have before taking a big shit. Most often this affliction occurs at the most inopportune time ie. long rides or during a staff meeting.

Internal Symptoms include severe pressure to the anal area and a large grumbling sound.

External Symptoms - persons suffering from krumpt will often walk in a hurridly fashion and will more often than not be unable to stand straight up. They will be bent at the hips

You could tell that guy was krumpt by the way he was walking.

Pull over at the next rest stop. I am krumpt!

by Dr. Noonan August 6, 2012

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butterscotch krimpet

Rimjob w/caramel applied to the rim to mask the taste

I told you Stacy was a freak. She offered me a butterscotch krimpet on our first date. And we were at an Applebee's.

by eBayLover69 April 18, 2017

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dirty krimpet

The sometimes soiled filthy vagina of girls who "get around". These girls can be seen trying to wrangle any willing guy to share their stds with. If lucky a guy can possibly land a dirty jelly krimpet which is the same said girls however experiencing their friend flo/time of the month. Smart men avoid girls with dirty krimpets.

Hey Johnny don't hook up with her, I've heard she's got a dirty krimpet!

by Krimpet lover September 15, 2017

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