The guy you thought was sweet and kind...but turned into Hitler! He's the type of guy who cares nothing about anyone, including his own children. He likes to make children and women cry. He will actually smile while he does it. He has no regard for anyone but himself. Selfish ass bitch.
Gina -"I'd love someone to come into my life and completely ruin it!"
Sara- "Then you need, a Kristopher!"
Sara- "Then you need, a Kristopher!"
by The Ultimate Tracy December 20, 2016
Funny, idiotic, somehow talented at instruments, and probably in love with you. Great friend to add to your list. His humour is dog water though.
Person 1: What is he doing...?
Person 2: I don't know, Kristopher is just- Uh... Should we call the mental ward or-
Person 1: No, no, it's entertaining-
Person 2: I don't know, Kristopher is just- Uh... Should we call the mental ward or-
Person 1: No, no, it's entertaining-
by Scremmurre August 18, 2021
Proper Noun: The pretentious version of "Christopher", most often seen used by pubescent goths, hipsters and other egocentric failures desperate to make themselves different.
"Dude...you misspelt your name."
"Nah, I changed it to Kristopher."
"You daft sod."
"Kristopher? Bloody hell, your parents really couldn't afford an abortion."
"Nah, I changed it to Kristopher."
"You daft sod."
"Kristopher? Bloody hell, your parents really couldn't afford an abortion."
by sub-sonic December 14, 2011
by zachF22 September 11, 2017
Kristoph Gavin, also called the « Coolest defense in the west » or the Devil, is the main antagonist of the game Ace Attorney : Apollo Justice. He was Apollo’s mentor for a while until he was arrested and sent to prison for the murder of Shadi Smith and Drew Misham. He has a brother named Klavier who also is the prosecutor of the game. He owns a dog named Vongole as well, whom he describes to being « cute but feisty ».
Kristoph Gavin acts relatively calm and gentlemanly most of the times, but is later revealed to be ruthless, jealous, and lacking empathy. He is believed to hold a dark secret hidden deep in his heart, which is implied by the black psyche-locks that appear when he is asked about his motive for murder.
Gavin possesses icy blue eyes, a bit of a tanned skin, and long blond hair that he ties into some sort of twist and keeps on his left shoulder, just like his brother. He wears oval glasses and a light blue suit. Kristoph has a scar on his right hand and, when he is being tense, it looks like there is a skull or a devil, with the scar being the mouth.
He is often called a rat.
Kristoph Gavin acts relatively calm and gentlemanly most of the times, but is later revealed to be ruthless, jealous, and lacking empathy. He is believed to hold a dark secret hidden deep in his heart, which is implied by the black psyche-locks that appear when he is asked about his motive for murder.
Gavin possesses icy blue eyes, a bit of a tanned skin, and long blond hair that he ties into some sort of twist and keeps on his left shoulder, just like his brother. He wears oval glasses and a light blue suit. Kristoph has a scar on his right hand and, when he is being tense, it looks like there is a skull or a devil, with the scar being the mouth.
He is often called a rat.
Person 1: Hey look I just started Ace Attorney : Apollo Justice, I really like this Kristoph Gavin man... He is so handsome //0//0//
Person 2: Foolish fool, how can you so foolishly fall into such a foolishly foolish trap. How so very foolish. You’re not the foolish clown, you’re the entire foolish circus! How can you believe this rat fool so foolishly ?!
Person 2: Foolish fool, how can you so foolishly fall into such a foolishly foolish trap. How so very foolish. You’re not the foolish clown, you’re the entire foolish circus! How can you believe this rat fool so foolishly ?!
by Atroqui9outOf10 May 26, 2021
A Dirty Kristopher is when you and a sexy ass jawn lick both sides of a dirty 1962 penny butt ass naked while your spirit animals ascend from the Astral Plane and intertwine into a yin yang swirling above your heads before you both straight doodoo on yourselves.
by Buttermilk Dopeness April 08, 2020