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king kongs finger

when you release a turd so huge, so mighty, so hefty, that it looks like king kongs finger
so as we waited outside, barry left behind what he called king kongs finger in the wealth of great toilets, thus causing blockage
by bigboijohns January 15, 2016
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King Kong vs. Godzilla

Probably the worst Godzilla film. The pacing of the film is completely thrown off in the American version by tedious and boring sequences they added of news broadcasters describing the events of the film and making innaccurate claims about the monsters. The film also grants King Kong an incredibly stupid ability (absorbing lightning so he can utilize an electric grip) because otherwise he would have been decimated by Godzilla.
King Kong vs. Godzilla: "Godzilla has a brain about this size. He is sheer brute force, while Kong is a thinking animal. His brain is considerably larger, about 10 times the size of this gorilla skull."

Person watching the film: "WTF? If Godzilla's brain was walnut sized, how would the arteries and veins connect?"
by Godzilla himself March 27, 2010
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King kraM

1. (Proper Noun)
A beautiful Asian man who aims to spread joy through his rap songs. He smokes bananas in his spare time and drinks a lot of water which is disguised as Gatorade. He has the tendency to do the dab whenever he coughs because he's just that cool. Being the one and only king, kraM posts stickers with his name on it wherever he goes.

2. (Adjective)
To be super cool to onlookers even though you feel really stupid.
Ex. (Proper Noun)
Guy 1: "Hey man, have you listened to King kraM's new hot single 'no real friendz'?"
Guy 2: "Hell yeah man it was swaggo."

Ex. (Adjective)
Guy 1: "Yo bruh you did so well on that presentation!!!"
Guy 2: "Oh really? I thought it was pretty bad. I guess it was just really King kraM."
by ImaCrab May 30, 2016
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King Kunta

An African king who fought for his village against white slavers based in the roots of Democratic Republic of Congo
by killm August 12, 2015
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King Kong Quisha

A big fat black girl that loves to fight. They specialize in pulling out weaves and bitch slapping other King Kong Quishas.
"Girrrrrl, Kimbo slice be up in this bitch poppin' them King Kong Quishas!"
by NigTerms101 October 23, 2009
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King Kobra

The most underrated rock n' roll band of the 1980s, which disbanded after two great albums on capitol records, Ready to Strike and Thrill of a Lifetime, then reunited in 2010. The original lineup consisted of Mark Free on lead vocals, Mick Sweda and David-Michael Philips on guitar, Johnny Rod on bass, and Carmine Appice on drums.
Person #1:Dude, have you heard of King Kobra?

Person #2:DUDE! I though I was like the only one who knew about them! They kick ass, right?

Person #1:TOTALLY!
by SpaceAceFrehley December 8, 2010
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King Kong Shlong

A dick that is so massive, girthy, slobbery, and long that it absolutely lounge the female so far with the cum shot it can only be described by this word
My King Kong Shlong absolutely mutalated my girl last night.
by Girthy Balls February 18, 2021
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