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king george the eight

The nickname a man named George might give to his eight inch penis.
She didn't treat my King George The Eight right so I chopped her head off...
by KingGeorge April 1, 2008
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King George the Third

George III By the Grace of God, of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland King, Defender of the Faith, Arch-treasurer and Prince-Elector of the Holy Roman Empire, Duke of Brunswick-Luneburg

A greatly misunderstood king. Started his reign by winning the seven year war (sometimes called the First World War) against France. Gave the control of the crown estates (The Monarchs main source of income) to Parliament. His Governments repealed the Stamp duty imposed on Americans shortly after they were imposed. He always yielded to his cabinet in keeping with the role of a Constitutional Monarch. He is often given the blame for losing the colonies but that responsibility should be given to Lord North the Prime Minister who ignored petitions for representation given to parliament.

He had a great interest in the Sciences funding a significant collection of mathematical instruments now on display in London’s science Museum, he funded the largest telescope ever built at that time which discovered the planet Uranus (initially it was named after George). Helped the Agricultural revolution reach its peak.

Yet all he is remembered for is that in his last years 1811-1820 he went mad. 9 years of madness out of 59 years of reign isn't too bad.
American Revolutionary: Down with King George and his taxes
Pedantic person: Don’t blame the King you should blame Lord North

So apart from total unopposed control of India; £8.1 Bn of estates; keeping Napoleon at bay; an enormous collection of scientific instruments; the discovery of Uranus; helping to maintain a system of democratically elected governments; massive advances in agriculture paving the way for the industrial revolution. What has King George the Third ever done for us?
by PedanticPerson August 25, 2013
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King George High School

In the middle of the shitty county of King George, lays the waste of a building, refed to as KGHS. Where the kids are higher than the celling, the teachers "like" kids more than their spouses . Lastly the bathrooms are flooded with smoke during lunch
Bro: Dude, do you go to King George High School?
Dude: Yeah bro
Bro: That really sucks bro
by BigAndThiccBoi69 October 27, 2021
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King George the III of England

Born: 4th of June 1738
Reigned: 1760 - 1820
Died: 1820
His reign marked thew loss of the American Colonies. After the Boston Tea Party in 1773.
He also created the Buckingham Palace and the English word sandwich during a game of cards.
After the death of French king Louise the XVI George worried that he was next this drove him to the point of insanity and also made him blind.
His son George IV of England ran as regent as his father recovered from his illness.
Eventually the king returned to normal but he was still blind.
Later 60 years into his reign he died.
King George the III of England was the first Hanoverian to be born in Briton.
by CoolMintman11 February 10, 2021
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King George Station

King George is the terminus station of one of the branches of the Expo Line of SkyTrain. Located in beautiful Surrey, BC. Used to have a smoke shop inside. Shame that it was closed, because they would’ve been making billions with legal weed.

King George is the station that everyone from Newton, Fleetwood, Clayton, and Langley City use to get onto SkyTrain. That’s literally the purpose of the station. Nothing else.
Announcement: This is an Expo Line train to: King George

Passenger 1: Does this train go to King George station?

Passenger 2: They just fucking announced it, dipshit.
by WeedTree October 30, 2018
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King George lll

Literally so hot. I would let him step over me and then say thank you. I bet he has abs and stuff. I’m a top but I’d happily be a bottom for him. DADDY KING GEORGE-CHAN
by Your_local_manwife March 28, 2022
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King George, VA

King George also known as the "Dirty George" is located in northeast Virginia, you have to cross a bridge over La Plata to get there. It is 50% white, 30% black and 20% latina, asian.etc. People be bored and so many do shit like rob people, smoke, and jack cars. The cops are mostly racist and so are the teachers. There are rappers here but most of them are trash and there is only about 5 good ones, a lot of people who are related to real niggas claim gangs that they aint even around also.
Nigga you from da King George, VA ??
- I mean shitt...
You hear bout da lick they just hit up in the dirty George???
by places nobody cares about March 16, 2019
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