Kiel

The sweetest boyfriend you'll ever have. He has the biggest heart despite having the mind of a killer. But don't worry, he won't kill you if he loves you. He's insanely silly and you can never tell when he's joking. He's very funny and you'll fall insanely in love with his eyes.

Is it kiel or kale?

I love kiel.

Pronounced like Kyle but not rapist vibes.

by Ilovekielnotkale July 24, 2022

Kiel

A name of a redneck white guy who is genetically probed to being unlikled. He is unable to talk to women and has a mass of appx 2 black holes (has never seen 2 black holes if u know what im sayin)

Kiel has no game (he smells funny)

by LukIamyourfather February 4, 2024

Kiel

a weirdo

Person 1: Oh look it's Kiel
Person 2: EW he's a weirdo

by A very sane person May 24, 2024

kiel hodgson

ermmmmmmmmmmmmm well....... kassle

kassle is a very proud creature easily offended

by Nick Elsom April 28, 2005

kiel hodgson

omg what a loser nobosy really likes kiel apart from his bum chums ray kilvington and tom bradshaw he is so gay he sticks his lips out in a gay fashion its well obvious 2 and he thinks he looks good when he does it loser boy and its so funny watching kiel try 2 insult someone ha!

he is a gay mo fo i h8 him like everyone

by ahahaca April 27, 2005

Kiel Bowman

The Kiel Bowman is a man of legendary greatness, all woman shall flock to him in his infinite glory.

See that kid Kiel Bowman

Yeah

I'd tap that

So would I look how great he is

by Lavernicus February 25, 2011

kiel bray

kiel,is the fittest guy on this planet and loves beth,will you go out with me?

did you hear?
what?
kiel bray loves beth?
O_O?

by cooolboy67 November 18, 2011