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Kiddy Cruisin'

A pedophile who's driving around looking for children so he can pull over and masturbate, and then leave.
Robby: Yo, dude. I just saw this guy and he was in this dark van.
Me: ...and?
Robby: He pulled over at the park, and he just sat in his car. It looked like he was jerking off.
Me: Oh! He was kiddy cruisin', eh?
Robby: Yeah.
by nyiddle December 24, 2005
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Soldier Kidd

He gave the internet its first L after being wrongly accused of the murder of xxxtentacion r.i.p , the police ended up catching the real killers
internet detectives : soldier kidd killed x lets go talk shit on his instagram and give him free clout

3 days later

Went from 40k to 400k

Internet detectives : im sorry nigga we accused you btw your music is 🔥
by soldier.kidd June 23, 2018
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Kiddie Factory

A School for children, like a Primary or Secondary school.
Mary sends her five kids to the local kiddie factory.
by Brian Jones September 1, 2005
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script kiddies

Term used to describe wannabe hackers who use other people's programs and methods to cause annoyance on the internet. They are scorned by real hackers, as their actions often give the hacker commmunity a bad name while serving no real purpose. Typical actions of a script kiddy (or script kiddie, it can be spelt either way) include defacing web sites, hacking forum accounts, and so on.
"A couple of script kiddies were messing around with the forums last night."
"Don't worry, most script kiddies grow out of it when they hit puberty."
by Anonymous August 20, 2003
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Hey Kiddo

The creepiest shit anyone has ever said.
Man in the Wall: Hey kiddo.
Operator: HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK
by Hhalhp July 14, 2018
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Fat Kidded

When one is socially shunned by various groups of peers. This parallels the "fat kid" that no one ever wanted on their kick ball team in elementary school.
Wade: "Haha, matt was pwnd! No one wanted him in their group."
John: "He was totally fat kidded."
by Wad3 March 18, 2008
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script kiddie

Someone who desperately aspires to be considered a hacker, meanwhile possessing none of the required skills. Living in denial, these individuals will trick themselves as well as others into believing they are hackers. This type of person will use ready-coded exploits to gain unauthorized access to their target host. Script kiddies will often lie, brag, or over emphasize about their computer abilities. A common technique used by kiddies in an attempt to gain acceptance in the hacker culture is to steal source code and claim it as their own.

In general, the average script kiddie is aged 12-?? as anyone with a computer and the desire to become a hacker is capable of becoming one (script kiddie that is). While there are literally hundreds of thousands of script kiddies and wannabes out there, keep in mind that there are also a good chunk of true hackers as well, who are able to spot and exploit flaws in other people's code, write their own code, etc.. basically anyone who claims to be a hacker, isn't one. Unless of course they are asked by someone for their opinion based on their particular skill-set.

Script kiddies will use and abuse technology to get their name or childish online aliases known. ie. defacing websites through the use of shells, using publicly available exploits to compromise security, download trojans and/or viruses and "pwn" some victims, launch DDoS (distributed denial-of-service) attacks, etc.. script kiddies are generally rejected by society and possess no social skills. There are so many things to be said here, but I think that sums them up for now.
<Hacker> Man.. you call yourself a hacker? Can you even code?
<Script Kiddie> u better wathc out b4 i hack ur server
<Hacker> Good luck with that.
<Script Kiddie> LOL U DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT IM CAPABLE OF NOOB
<Hacker> Oh really? That's why I've already contacted your ISP about your planned DDoS attack?

* Script Kiddie has quit (Quit: changing shitty underpants)
by wuls November 16, 2007
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