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keykeeper 

Very small group composed of the most inquisitive innovators in the galaxy. Specializing especially in matters regarding the realigning of female vertebrae, and the holders of the all powerful artifact, they are the only mortals who hold the keys to the outer realms where they spend much of their time. Because of this many speculate they are no longer human at all, considering they carry humanities burdens as though it was a feather. Other than having effortless success on a massive scale in anything they feel like doing, they are regarded by women and men alike as one of humanities last hopes
“Idc if he was a bastard, thanos was hard bruh, he was the most powerful in the whole galaxy”

“That nigga ain’t got shit on any one of the keykeepers tho, he was just lucky they were in Kazakhstan conducting experiments beyond his comprehension, too busy for his dickdust headass.”
“No shit but I didn’t think they were mortal, didn’t they run a train on Beyoncé and Rihanna while simultaneously cracking the davinci code?”

“Yea thats facts I read about it in Paul Mitchell”
keykeeper by De Zohan May 8, 2021
Related Words
A keyte is a person who is arrogant, selfish and a jerk. They are mostly stupid and incompetent and don't like any ideas but theirs. If our idea is good they will steal it and use it for himself. They will most likely try to suck you in and get free things from you if they try don't give them anything. A keyte is also a terrible person to know and everyone should stay away from them.
Person 1: OMG, do you know that guy?
Person 2: Ah no, he is such a keyte
Keyte by My pseudonym is [N] July 24, 2019
A girl namde "Kathy" but who wants to sound unique and intriguing, in the same way that some girls like to tart-up their name by replacing the normal spelling with oddly-placed "i"'s, "ee"'s and random capitalisation.
"Oh no, I'm not Kathy, my name is Ketee! You should now be intrigued and look at me as though I'm very cultural and noteworthy".
Ketee by Dr Herbles September 8, 2010
a guy that likes cars and likes to play video games. when someone tries to roast him, he roasts them back. When he is hit by someone else he ignores them because he does not like to get in trouble.
dude keytel is sooooo addicted to cars xD.
keytel by i like yogurt :3 May 25, 2016
When a person keeps jingling their keys around the house and you’re wanting to catch a ride somewhere.
Jake, don’t be such a keytease. When are you going to leave?
Keytease by lime808 December 11, 2020
A Canadian boy who is kind and can be quiet. He is good at basketball.
Keyten is amazing
Keyten by Bruh14572 March 10, 2021