Keyboard Commando

Someone who acts tough behind a keyboard online, but can't say the same things in real life.

Keyboard Commando: 'That's complete shit! You're wrong! If I saw you in the street, I'd bash you!'

Real Life: 'Oh ... Hello ... Of course you are right and I am wrong. Sorry ... I won't disagree with you.'

by Papewaio March 2, 2010

Keyboard warrior

A person who acts tough on the internet and hides their true identity.

Aren't keyboard warriors entertaining?

by SilverishGoldNova May 21, 2018

Keyboard Dyslexia

It's like regular dyslexia except when you type.

Me: I dsilike that.

I have a severe case of Keyboard Dyslexia.

by Lady Alzers January 26, 2011

Keiko

She’s a girl made of gold and diamonds, she’s the best thing that will ever happen to you. She’s incredibly sexy and turns on any guy that looks at her. All eyes are on her when she walks into the room. Her eyes shine like stars, her hair flows gracefully in the wind, and her lips are perfectly curved; they’re great for kissing, but her smile...it’s one of the most unique things she has. She is such an amazing, gorgeous, adorable and not to mention bangable girl in the universe. She’ll make you laugh with any of her cute and clever jokes and is fun to be around. She’s a total badass and she’s knows it. She has a deep passion for success and doesn’t let anyone get in her way. She’s the coolest woman in existence and everyone wants her.

Go get yourself a girl like Keiko.

by One awesome person :) December 28, 2017

keyboard thugs

People who act like a gangster and talk shit to other people behind a keyboard but won't act like that in real life.

That bitch ass nigga Nate always talk shit online but when you see him on the street he doesn't say anything. Yeah man Nate and his friends are keyboard thugs!

by International07 December 12, 2013

kekophobe

An individual who has an extreme fear of, or aversion to, the following:
patriotism
protecting national borders and identity
normal heterosexual couples
cartoon frogs
minorities who don't depend on the government for sustenance

The word kekophobe comes from the root word "Kek", who is the frog-like god of ancient Egypt. Kek is depicted in hieroglyphs as a person in front of a computer creating meme magic. Thus Kek was a prophecy of the Great Meme War which propelled Donald Trump into presidency. It is only natural that the alt-left would thus hate Kek and everything that Trump and his many supporters stand for.

Kekophobes are very unimaginative and they declare anybody who disagrees with them is a racist. They also like to think that anyone who doesn't agree with them is a fascist. This is not true, however, because the with the left-wing kekophobes attempt to control all media silence anyone who doesn't agree with the them — both of which are the embodiment of fascism.

Guy 1: Did that cunt Hitlery Clinton just call Pepe a racist symbol?
Guy 2: Yeah, calling everyone a racist is literally the alt-left's only strategy. What a kekophobe.

by Froto Saggins April 25, 2017

keyboard shredding

The act of hammering out programming code insanely fast.

Example
Edwin: "Hey Jon, let's hang out tonight."
Jon: "Sorry, can't tonight; going to do some keyboard shredding."

Example
Miguel: "Hey do you hear all that keyboard clicking noise?"
Edwin: "That's just Jon keyboard shredding. Don't disturbed him; he's in the zone."

Example
Jon: "Wow look at that nerd's long hair and neck beard. He must be a keyboard shredder."

by mooogs May 14, 2017