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Kostrandia

Person that loves the country of Guyana, or a person who has absolute no idea of how to see a difference between city flags or doesn't know any.
Person 1: Hey dude, you are literally a Kostrandia!
Person 2: W-what? How?
Person 1: Do you know the flag of the city of New York?
Person 2: Uh... No?
Person 1: See? You are a Kostrandia!

Person 1: MAN I LOVE GUYANA!
Person 2: Wow. You are such a Kostrandia, lol
by sexylabrador May 8, 2023
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Sex Kestrel

The RSPB may be complaining about the increasing lack of native British thorna, but they have failed to take into account, as far as I am aware, the uprise in the number of Sex Kestrels roaming the skys and industrial wastelands of the United Kingdom.

The humble Sex Kestrel seeks out its prey in the most immoral and humiliating places, leading, in many cases, to the hunted being thoroughly humiliated with his, or her, trousers down. Often, the prey is engaging in a little domestic rogering, either on their own or as part of a large social gathering, consisting of one laptop computer, Google images, and other industrial strength activities.

The Sex Kestrel swoops with unrivalled accuracy, and with the greatest degree of care, it carries out its lawful acts. Hovering over and around the Rogers, it successfully humiliates them and reveals their antics to the wider population, causing discust within the community, anger within the elderely and erections within the gay bars.

Lest we forget though, the Sex Kestrel is a powerful weapon in the war against rogering. Rogering is a sin, and as such, the perpetrators should be punished using all measures that are deemed nessecary.

All hail the Sex Kestrel!
The Sex Kestrel swooped on the latest informal, but rather damp, group of young Rogers involved in the art of Arse Warbling. May its phychotic vocal ramblings me a measure of awefullness forever and a day.
by Becky Barnett June 11, 2006
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Kestrel

Its a bird you dumb shit.
Kestrel pwnz u
by Kestrel June 8, 2003
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Kentrael

A lightskin person with a huge cock often very cute most likely to be bisexual and a bottom
That guy kentrael sure is a hottie
by FactsonFactskid January 14, 2022
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kestas

a super hot Lithuanian dude that is super funny and cool
person1: "Did you meet my kestas yesterday?"
person2: "Yeah he is fucking amazing"
person3: "You guys have your own kestases?"
by kestas69 April 24, 2023
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Kestrel Crew

A highly organised secret society which operates throughout the L21/L22 area of Merseyside, England. The only way to gain entry to the KC is if you are of Anglo-Saxon descent (sorry chris B), excluding Carter of course. Also you have to be invited and accepted by the founding fathers of the KC to gain entry. It is named the Kestrel Crew because one of the founding fathers watched the movie Kes and decided that he was now a keen lover of the kestrel. Even though it is based in Liverpool, the KC is biased towards the cause of both Accrington Stanley and Sunderland football clubs; nobody knows why but that's the way things are.
"Can I join your gang; the Kestrel Crew?"
"No, fuck off"
by Olof the Great December 15, 2008
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Kesgrave

A bad Place to live. There is no skate park. What a load of bollocks.
That Kesgrave Looks Like Your Mums Queefed On It
by tardischeese April 22, 2011
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