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The Kermit the frog

A sexual act where one partner inserts their entire hand into the other partner's anus, not as a fist but with fingers extended, similar to how one would operate a hand puppet. The name comes from the resemblance to Kermit the Frog's puppeteering style.

For added flair, practitioners often incorporate phrases like "Hi ho, Kermit the Frog here!" or make references to Miss Piggy during the act. Some enthusiasts recommend wearing a glove with KY lubricant to ensure smooth entry and easier cleanup, though some prefer having the receiving partner douche beforehand for a more natural experience.
Being defined: Example usage: "Last night was wild - she let me give her The Kermit the frog while singing Rainbow Connection."
by Enfurno89 March 9, 2026
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Kermit The Froggo

Kermit The froggo is the best froggo of all he so spicy he ate my pig his favorite word is BILLY he also hates jenna marbles cause you stole his name kermit has a fetish over tea and is a furry he also loves my bed

He also really loves friday but some extra information is this just som fun facts

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Kermit Get in my bed and we watch shrek and emoji movie woooh

Kermit The froggo is the best froggo of all he so spicy he ate my pig his favorite word is BILLY he also hates jenna marbles cause you stole his name kermit has a fetish over tea and is a furry he also loves my bed

He also really loves friday but some extra information is this just som fun facts

look up kermit fan fic
by I have kermit fetish May 31, 2018
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KermitTheFroge

Best velocity player, most handsome many simps so skillful, but keep the Russians away from him, best Minecraft bedwars player too just so seggsy
Man, I wish I could be like KermitTheFroge.
by anonymous April 13, 2021
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