A crazy bitch who pours your beer.
by teebaggery September 26, 2014
by yodaddyson August 11, 2021
Oh, you know, that one red-headed chick at your school that thinks shes all that but she really isn't. Jkjk... She's actually very good at singing and has this uncanny capability to be quite funny. She's a good friend to have... I mean, nothing negative can come from being friends with her, honestly. Very few know this but me and her are secret lovers. I saved her from savage gnomes once, thats how it all began... She hangs our picture in her locker. Whenever I'm not telling her how much I love her I'm crying on the inside thinking of how much I want to be with her. Whenever I text her or call her, she is desperately wishing that I was there, with her... ANYWAYS, back to kelsey. She's a good student in school, has a good sense of humor, and everybody loves her. She cries in just about every movie that she sees... EVERY MOVIE!!! (From what I've heard at least). So, to sum it all up, if I were you, I'd be pretty jealous of kelsey.
by peterockpeterson March 28, 2009
1.i love my kelsey
by jesse caballero July 11, 2008
Wendy,"I saw Kelsey yesterday."
Sue,"LIKE NO WAYZ! HES SO CUTE!!!!11!!!!!1."
Wendy,"Wtf sue? We aren't online you stupid H03Z!!!"
Sue,"I like Kelsey. He has mad 5KI11Z!!!111!!!!1!!"
Wendy," Lololololololol, omgwtfbbqroflmywaffelz!!!!!one!!!"
Sue,"LIKE NO WAYZ! HES SO CUTE!!!!11!!!!!1."
Wendy,"Wtf sue? We aren't online you stupid H03Z!!!"
Sue,"I like Kelsey. He has mad 5KI11Z!!!111!!!!1!!"
Wendy," Lololololololol, omgwtfbbqroflmywaffelz!!!!!one!!!"
by PartyTaco December 06, 2006
by Glovin March 28, 2008
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