Holy Kekistan, land of the incels and in closet-nazis.
The land for our holy men who haven't breathed fresh air since the age of 12.
For our small but obviously inferior white weiners.
For all the nice guys who women fears, because we have studied the blade.
For the distinction between pedophilia and ebopophilia.
For all the trollers of libtards
We unite in worshipping some green froggish-thingie, but no homo tho
P.s. we believe in no government, but yeah, government totally owes us sexual encounters with attractive females.
The land for our holy men who haven't breathed fresh air since the age of 12.
For our small but obviously inferior white weiners.
For all the nice guys who women fears, because we have studied the blade.
For the distinction between pedophilia and ebopophilia.
For all the trollers of libtards
We unite in worshipping some green froggish-thingie, but no homo tho
P.s. we believe in no government, but yeah, government totally owes us sexual encounters with attractive females.
#1: So where are you from?
#2: I identify as kekistani.
#1: I asked for your nationality, not if you were sexually active.
#2: I identify as kekistani.
#1: I asked for your nationality, not if you were sexually active.
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