Keiran

That one celebrity or person that has a bad taste of music, and will totally hunt you down and steal your subway sandwich. Keiran doesn't care you are, he's lonely and normally just a child guy and wants to be friends. If you say something stupid, he'll swear like an Australian.

Girl: omg its keiran
Boy: Careful, I said hollow knight is bad and he started yelling an swearing.

by ihatekeiran November 24, 2022

Keiran

If your friends with a Keiran and she's a girl you betta keep her. Keiran is a tall, curvy, a lil bit on the chubby side, pretty girl. She's funny ,kind hearted, fierce, and lawd don't forget gorgeous. But best believe if you get on her bad side she will whoop yo ahh trust and believe. She also got a bad attitude and don't even think you'll win an argument with her. Keiran is also a HUGE crackhead and really don't give a fat rats butt what's going on as long as you don't press her you good. And last but most certanlly not least she is a big freak dirty minded as i don't know what nothing at all can top her freakiness. So, if you find a Keiran keep her close she will always be there for you to make you laugh smile and even cry if you piss her off but there is no place on earth that is better than a place with Keiran in it.

"Girllll i just met the most funniest girl on earth"
"Must be a Keiran"

"How you know!"

"Bro i just met a fine ahh girl thicc n everything"
"Her name Keiran?"
"Yes fam"
"Keep her"

by thatgurlllll!!! February 19, 2025

keiran walker

Full of shit.Has never told a word of truth in his life.Lives in a an imaginary world in which he is the star.Pretends to be paul walker,hugh jackman and keanu reeves.

"i picked up 12 girls in one night"

by kingoftheworld March 28, 2003

keiran beresford

A fucking retarded spazz that has been diagnosed with down syndrome and has a 0% chance of pulling women cuz hes a nob

Keiran beresford is a cancer patient

by Skadoosh blue February 22, 2017

Keiran Cornish

Sexiest man alive.

Keiran Cornish had sex with my girlfriend:(

by Oxford English * July 6, 2021

keiran jones

hard acting guy, thinks he is to cool for anything and is

neah im to keiran jines for that

by keiran jones October 25, 2004

Keiran Barbour

A "Keiran Barbour" is an often misunderstood creature running around trying to show his dominance by shooting innocent pedestrians with a fake firearm (often a bus pass or wallet). The mating rituals of such a creature are mysterious but must happen as said creature will often chant "At least I fancy somebody"

I went to school and was humped by a Keiran Barbour

by TheColombianExpress November 1, 2010