A relatively new pop artist who looks like an badass version of Taylor Swift. That's not an insult, it's the truth.
She's primarily known for her song Tik Tok and appearing in Flo Rida's "Right Round." Not a particularily good singer or songwriter, Ke$ha often writes really crappy lyrics such as "There's a party at a rich dudes house so if ya wanna go then ya know oh" and "Now, the dudes are lining up cause they hear we got swagger but we kick em to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger", the latter of which doesn't exactly make sense.
That being said, she does manage to write insanely and annoyingly catchy songs.
She's primarily known for her song Tik Tok and appearing in Flo Rida's "Right Round." Not a particularily good singer or songwriter, Ke$ha often writes really crappy lyrics such as "There's a party at a rich dudes house so if ya wanna go then ya know oh" and "Now, the dudes are lining up cause they hear we got swagger but we kick em to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger", the latter of which doesn't exactly make sense.
That being said, she does manage to write insanely and annoyingly catchy songs.
Anna: OMG! Tik Tok is the kewlest song EVER!!!!!
Alexa: Who wrote it?
Anna: You know, the girl who looks like Taylor Swift dressed up as Britney Spears.
Alexa: Oh, you mean Ke$ha!
Anna: YEAH!
Alexa (listens for a minute to Tik Tok): Oh, god. I can't stand another second of this crap. At least Britney's lyrics make sense, even if they are slutty.
Alexa: Who wrote it?
Anna: You know, the girl who looks like Taylor Swift dressed up as Britney Spears.
Alexa: Oh, you mean Ke$ha!
Anna: YEAH!
Alexa (listens for a minute to Tik Tok): Oh, god. I can't stand another second of this crap. At least Britney's lyrics make sense, even if they are slutty.
by Gummy Bears on Crack January 03, 2010
1. Pop singer with little to no singing ability. Recent hits include Tik Tok and Your Love is My Drug. One time was enough. Ke$ha is also featured in the hit song of equally talentless artist Flo-Rida (he's from Florida so he put a space in the middle of the word. Not only do Ke$ha and Flo-rida share a lack of talent but both have incredibly unimaginative monikers). Almost entirely auto-tuned, her sound resembles that of a malfunctioning masturbating robot. Her lyrics, the few that make sense anyway, promote the once condemned stupid and cheap behavior that causes STDs. Her style is a failed imitation of Lady Gaga and is likened more to that of...well I was gonna say trashy hookers but I don't want to insult hookers that way
2. Sign that American mainstream music fails
2. Sign that American mainstream music fails
by Supersir April 06, 2011
A musical artist with very minimal/no talent, Ke$ha is a term known as 'crack-whore', or a whore who is addicted to crack cocaine. Despite having poor musicianship, Ke$ha is frequently played on the radio and is the voice of a generation of fellow crack-whores who believe it to be okay to get "crunk" at 9 in the morning.
To compensate for her poor musicianship and horrendous outer-appearance, Ke$ha frequently likes to overuse makeup and glitter, giving her another appropriate term; "The Glam Whore".
To compensate for her poor musicianship and horrendous outer-appearance, Ke$ha frequently likes to overuse makeup and glitter, giving her another appropriate term; "The Glam Whore".
Ke$ha is 'under-talented' and 'overrated' because her musical abilities are considerably limited, but her songs are gaining alarmingly frequent airplay.
by semipunk93 December 29, 2010
Female pop singers name incorrectly pronounced "Kesha" (Keh-Shuh)
1) As the dollar symbol "$" has no sound associated with it inside a word, "Ke$ha" would be pronounced (Keh-Huh)
2) As scholars now believe, Ke$ha wanted the "$" symbol to add a sound to her stage name, thereby "Ke$ha" should be spoken as such: (Kuh-Dollar-Hah)
1) As the dollar symbol "$" has no sound associated with it inside a word, "Ke$ha" would be pronounced (Keh-Huh)
2) As scholars now believe, Ke$ha wanted the "$" symbol to add a sound to her stage name, thereby "Ke$ha" should be spoken as such: (Kuh-Dollar-Hah)
Ke$ha, Correctly Spoken:
Angie: Are you going to the "Glitter on the Floor" concert?
Becky: Yeah! I can't wait to see what Kuh-Dollar-Hah wears!
Angie: Are you going to the "Glitter on the Floor" concert?
Becky: Yeah! I can't wait to see what Kuh-Dollar-Hah wears!
by Dr. Redneck November 30, 2010
Horrible pop artist. It baffles me how people actually buy this crap. It sounds just like all the horrible pop music out there today. Her lyrics are TERRIBLE....seriously. A second grader could write better. Now has the most downloaded track ever. I can't believe people actually buy and listen to this "music".
Ke$ha is just another ripoff of Britney Spears, Lady GaGa, hopefully she'll fade into obscurity pretty soon...
by BergOne January 04, 2010
a 'singer' who failed kindergarten, a horrible example of singing, and tells kids its okay to go out and get wasted. and who has no ideas who mick jagger is.
ke$ha: omg lets go do guys who look like mick Jaggerrrr!
Sane person: do you even know who mick jagger is?
9 yr old: lets go get wasted!
Me: do you even know what that is?
9 yr old: no but Ke$ha said its cool so i wanna get wasted!
Sane person: do you even know who mick jagger is?
9 yr old: lets go get wasted!
Me: do you even know what that is?
9 yr old: no but Ke$ha said its cool so i wanna get wasted!
by BearyBoo December 04, 2010
Yet another no-talent hack posing as a musician. Her lyrics read like they were written by an 11 year old girl with ADHD, and she can't sing worth shit. In fact, she doesn't even sing her verses - she just proses while autotuning her voice to the point that she sounds like a chalkboard being scraped with a cheese grater, while synthesizers drone on in the background. The only part of her awful "songs" (if you can call them that) which she actually sings is the chorus.
Sadly, this bitch has a large fanbase of 13 year old girls, so she makes millions off of her shit, while plenty of musicians with real talent struggle daily just to make a living (her success is, of course, due to her "assets" - meaning her boobs and ass). The success of talentless idiots like Ke$ha and Justin Bieber could rightfully be interpreted as a sign of the Apocaylpse.
Sadly, this bitch has a large fanbase of 13 year old girls, so she makes millions off of her shit, while plenty of musicians with real talent struggle daily just to make a living (her success is, of course, due to her "assets" - meaning her boobs and ass). The success of talentless idiots like Ke$ha and Justin Bieber could rightfully be interpreted as a sign of the Apocaylpse.
The CIA has recently started using Ke$ha songs as a torture device for interrogating suspected terrorists. Now they won't have any need for waterboarding.
by ElvisHairDude98 November 23, 2010