kafuffle

a screw-up, a SNAFU or confrontation or altercation

the two crackheads got into a kafuffle over the last rock.

by lungpig June 18, 2003

kauffman

A penis which cannot be measured by a ruler, term was named after a kid who pulled a jerrod during class and the teacher hit him in the penis with a ruler, the ruler was broken in half upon immediate contact.

Jerrod's penis becomes a kauffman whenever he sees hippo-crocca-dogga-pigs

by J-Kauff June 30, 2008

kapufakis

A universal term describing a situation in which the exact opposite of what one has planned transpired.

- I got a new shampoo that was supposed to make my hair grow faster. Instead, it made all of my hair fall out, including my eyebrows.

- What a kapufakis, dude!

- What happened yesterday?
- Kapufakis...
- Oh, I feel you bro. Get well!

by a görög gondolkodó June 3, 2019

Landon Kauffman

The kid who loves chips and gaming. He can be a pain in the butt. a nerd. a smart ALICK. The guy who's just THERE. Walks like a PENGUIN. always keeps his SHOES UNTIED. a BAND boy.

That dude's a Landon Kauffman. He loves gaming, in BAND, and walks like a PENGUIN. HE needs to tie his SHOES!

by URSOLOVED April 28, 2022

kafuffle

When a task is troublesome or involves tedious work, it is referred to as a kafuffle.

Changing the bed sheets is such a kafuffle!

by RAnts March 27, 2005

kafuffle

Contrary to other entries this has zero to do with Little Britain. Its just slang for "Much to do about nothing" and creeps up in every day conversations all the time, its been around long before Little Britain.

Oi blimey, what a load of kafuffle!

by Dan Dodd January 1, 2006

kafuffle

Used a lot in 'Little Britain', brilliant sitcom starring David Walliams and Matt Lucas.
Lou looks after Andy, who's in a wheelchair, but does he really need it?

Lou: So which one do you want, Andy?
Andy: I want that one.
Lou: Are you sure?
Andy: Yeah.
Lou: I don't want to have to come and bring it back to the shop 'cos that would be a right kafuffle.

by Bubble_Pop May 13, 2005