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Kandice Sangria 

How to make Kandice Sangria:

Mix half part red wine and half part orange soda together in a glass. Add ice for embellishment. Stir and serve.

Generations old recipe.
Guest: "This sangria is the best I've ever tasted! How'd you make it?"
Me: "It's Kandice sangria."
Guest: "Got it. Orange soda."

kandice with a "k"

Kandice was the hottest most enticing 7th grader when I was in high school, made you wanna SQUALEA!!! She was a cheerleader and loved to show off her thongs. Sweet motha-fucking ass, grab that shit, like grabbing a million dollars, you'd go straight to Nirvana and wish that you could just be there grabbin that choice piece of ass.
Fresh: Indi, you drunk as motha, last night all you talked about was Kandice with a "k"
Indi: Shit, are you kidding me?
Fresh: hell no, i got the shit on tape and sent it to her dad, jay cutler.
Indi: oh fuck, i gotta get outa town, hes gonna beat my ass down if he knows what i said!
Fresh: stupid fuckhead, you had it comming
Indi: damn, your right, i'll go stay with ray schazz, he'll protect me
Fresh: SQUALEA!!!

Dirty Kandice 

When she’s not done with you after your fuck fest and takes your entire dick and balls in her mouth so you can’t get dressed.
I tried to get up but she stopped me with a dirty Kandice .
Dirty Kandice by anonymous March 24, 2021

Shar’Kandice 

sharkandice is a very loving person in her own ways she has a attitude some times and she can be annoying and she also can be very petty she also is very beautiful sexy and pretty and she knows style like no one else does she loves food and she is a very crazy low life freaky person but if you say the right thing she might just be able to crack open her shell and give you the goods
Man: oh is that sharkandice

Man 2: yea I heard she is a freak

Man: oh yea but she is hell of fine!

Shar’Kandice: is a real charmer and a freaky one if you say the right thing!
A Kandace is stunning and sweet; full of kindness! A great sister and friend! But you don't want to mess with her because she'll take out you and your family. She is stubborn, but that can be a likeable quality about her. She is charismatic. She is good with the boys and gets lots of them, but most of them aren't worth her attention, you'll be sure to love a Kandace! :D
1."Oh shit, did you piss off a Kandace!? You better not fall asleep tonight!"

2."We only talked for 5 seconds, but I'm in love."..."Dude, it must have been a Kandace."
Kandace by elange February 24, 2010
Kandaces are amazing! they're very fun to be around, bubbly, beautiful, kind, honest, and very sweet. Every one needs a Kandace as a best friend.
you know Kandace?

Yeah! shes great!
kandace by kandaces best fren July 13, 2017