kempfing

The act of kempfing is to pump a girl full of diesel during 5 second intercourse then to also disperse the diesel upon the girls stomach or chest if possible. People that kempf usually are attracted to "filling up" girls with the first name Kailyn, Shawna, and Faye. Also the only way to be endowed with diesel flowing through your small penis is to be obsessed with diesel, trucks, or cranes.

Kailyn - Last night got weird I was riding Joe then he went inside me.
Chris - What's weird about that?
Kailyn - Just that black stuff drained out of my vagina and it smelled like diesel.
Chris - That's a classic case of kempfing.

by Trucks, Diesel, Cranes July 28, 2009

Mein Kampf

Book written by German dictator Adolf Hitler around the time of WWII, very opinionated but quite interesting. Very heavy going so don't expect to understand straight away.

Interesting book but very opinionated.

by Scott Shabib May 31, 2005

Kampfwagen 2.0

Kampfwagen 2.0 is a motorized vehicle used by the infamous Otto Von Vinterhjelm. This vehicle was stolen from the game "My Summer Car" and hence why it is not in the sequel, "My Winter Car". The wagen is said to have been reinforced with kevlar paint and the special gunnhildur armor mix which consists of two parts deep-fried steel, one part plastic, four parts makrell I tomat, and 7 parts diamond. This armor is qualified as the best military and nonmilitary armor ever created. The vehicle is also equipped with two 3-tonne turrets, these turrets are made out of Fabio mix which is 2 parts rainbow juice, one part Brazilian snow, and 3 parts pure radioactive oil. The wagen uses a mix called Tommas Jus used as fuel. This jus is very efficient; just 1 liter is enough fuel to travel 200 miles. This fuel mixture is very expensive, consisting of 100 one-dollar bills, heroin, Pepsi, mentos, piss, beer, anti-bac, and snickers. the Pepsi and mentos are used to create an explosive chemical reaction, the anti-bac is used to make the fuel burnable and the rest are there because Tommas wanted to put them in and because Tommas likes Snickers and beer and he uses the 100 one dollar bills to buy them, but all these ingredients are still essential for the mixture to work.

-Have you driven the Kampfwagen 2.0 lately?
-No, only Otto can drive that.

by Odd von Høsthatt December 5, 2022

Kampfwagen 1.0

Kampfwagen 1.0 is a vehicle used before and during the second world war. The appearance of the vehicle looks just like the Volkswagen Beetle. This vehicle would be used by Hitler when driving into battle. During the battles Hitler would lean back in his seat in slow motion and swing his arms around while screaming german profanities, avoiding all bullets shot at him. This tactic would prove useful when Hitler conquered most of Europe in a record-breaking time. This tactic was the most important part of the invasion of France. The Anglo-French army could not strike Hitler with any of their bullets, no matter how much they shot at him. The defenders then got so frustrated that they would often die of heart attacks or just kill themselves. This tactic would then go on to becoming the cause for 99% of all allied deaths during the second world war. Although later in the war, the allies would find an effective way to deal with this problem. All they would do is to give every soldier 1 liter of heroin, which would calm them down and they would just move right past Hitler. This strategy made Hitler furious, and he would reportedly storm out of his car and scream at the soldiers to try and shoot him but to no avail. Hitler would in fact get so mad, that he would rip his hair out until he became bald and fall on the ground, similar to how Walter White fell in the episode "Ozymandius".

-I just watched this amazing documentary on Kampfwagen 1.0, it was probably the best piece of media I have ever consumed.

by Odd von Høsthatt January 11, 2023

Kempf

Kempf- the last name of empathetic people. This name is strong. We have passion in orchards, plants, saving the bees and connecting with all animals. We are hard workers and have passion and are empathy for all. We go way back and have helped many in need. We look out for one another and welcome anyone else in need into our family.

Kenzie : Those kempf's, they are too friendly!

Sandra: I know ! They helped me with rent ! I owe them huge....

Kenzie: You better ! That's so nice of them.

by Helen yooop September 9, 2019

Mein Kampf

Book by a awesome Australian painter, truly a poggers moment book.

Bro tf do you have Mein Kampf?
Stfu it's my grandpa's greatest work

by Australlianpainterman February 12, 2021

kampfy

Hitler's description of the little known piece of furniture he lost his virginity to.

Can also be used by neo-Nazis to describe furniture that they believe mirrors their political beliefs in its attitude to who can sit on it. Unfortunately, discrimination is still evident in some living rooms to this day. Help stamp it out.

A Hitler: Mein Kampfy chair was one of the best chairs of all time! of all time!

or:

Some wanker: You're not white enough to sit on this chair! Fuck off out of my kampfy chair.

by IlConsigliere March 9, 2011