jonathan is a boy who will tell you he is in love with you and wants to spend the rest of his life with you but will break your heart by leaving you. then he will keep coming back making all these promises and that he will stay this time but wont. and does the same thing over and over again.
by xxloloxx August 10, 2018
Get the jonathanmug. A rather irritating and insufficient waste of a human being who needs to be told everything. He doesn't know what to do,and even when he is told to do something he has no idea what the fuck it he has to do.
by jonathan sucks massive wang April 28, 2013
Get the jonathanmug. Damn dude, he's such a jonathan. His parents must have been hardcore fans of Tolkien's The Hobbit to have created this abomination.
by sankishon November 12, 2018
Get the jonathanmug. A black person who acts white, hangs out with whites, and tries/wishes he or she was white. You can tell some one is a Jonathan if you see a black man wearing a small collard shirt which usually a fruity color (pink, yellow, light blue) and booty hugging jeans. Usually these people are gay.
1st person: Ey nigga look at that jonathan over there with the small yellow collard shirt.
2nd person: where at
1st person: over there by the white kids in front of the Abercrombie & Fitch store
2nd person: oh hahahaha what a homo
2nd person: where at
1st person: over there by the white kids in front of the Abercrombie & Fitch store
2nd person: oh hahahaha what a homo
by hustla July 30, 2008
Get the jonathanmug. hey Jonathan how are you?
by jonathan 32 May 14, 2018
Get the jonathanmug. Brian: So yeah this guy threw spaghetti in my girlfriends face whilst at the restaurant.
Ken: Wow What a Jonathan that guy.
Ken: Wow What a Jonathan that guy.
by Old_wise_man_69_420_xoxo October 8, 2018
Get the jonathanmug.