a cross between a hipster and a scene kid but will get pissed if you call him either of those. smokes as much as he jerks off but refuses to be called a stoner and hits on every girls but calls himself caring and dedicated. makes him self out to be the victim in every situation. bisexaul but won't admit to it. main interests included smoking boobs sex 420 video games weed sex weed drugs hipster swag yolo scene threesomes boys with piercings botdf and weed.
calls joey out on his bullsit**
peace yolo i don't have time for drama imma go smoke some weed japanese pool boys sex drugs dustep
peace yolo i don't have time for drama imma go smoke some weed japanese pool boys sex drugs dustep
by suckmyfuck420weed February 10, 2014
Get the joeymug. Joey is a very mean guy who doesn't care about other people's feelings. Nobody really likes him because he is a snake.
by fffv v m vmvkfkmrkopv[];gtiiiį February 1, 2019
Get the joeymug. 
a joey can be a very annoying character and can be very desperate for a girlfriend. When he finally gets one he will ruin the relation ship. he will eventually make his friends fed up of his selfish ways. he will constantly say hes depressed (even though he bearly knows what it means) not many people will like him
by pandagirl6464 January 8, 2019
Get the joeymug. -an asshole who breaks hearts.
-plays girls.
-and just generally wants to get some.
-yet he doesn't believe in "hitting and quitting".
-dick face.
WARNING: don't fall for one of these,
they won't catch you.
-plays girls.
-and just generally wants to get some.
-yet he doesn't believe in "hitting and quitting".
-dick face.
WARNING: don't fall for one of these,
they won't catch you.
by cgarmyroyaoce October 19, 2008
Get the joeymug. condom
New Zealand slang. (Background info:) Used by people substituting word condom for joey
Source: Myself, others, it's mentioned in Kiwiana books, it's official and this definition needs to get into this site. 3rd submission attempt now?
New Zealand slang. (Background info:) Used by people substituting word condom for joey
Source: Myself, others, it's mentioned in Kiwiana books, it's official and this definition needs to get into this site. 3rd submission attempt now?
by billbill112 June 8, 2016
Get the joeymug. noun, the male equivalent of camel toe. Originates from the term for a baby kangaroo, a marsupial, that rides in a pouch, akin to the pouch formed by the cock and balls in sweat pants, gym shorts, and/or pajamas.
"Fool, put on some new pants or else you will show Moelinda your joey."
"My joey grows only for your camel toe."
"The gym today was a joey buffet."
"My joey grows only for your camel toe."
"The gym today was a joey buffet."
by Nat C. December 21, 2007
Get the joeymug.