Jew Jitsu

When a Jewish person performs martial arts.

Mark: Hey wanna learn how to box with me?
Harry: No, I only practice Jew Jitsu

by lockenload23 March 11, 2017

Jew-Jitsu

The martial art of avoiding debt

Floyd owes everyone money, but he avoids the topic and make no intention of ever paying anyone back. He must be a 5th degree black belt in the art of Jew-Jitsu

by contactedmundhere April 10, 2015

jiu jitsu power

The ability to create art of snapping bones or making someone go to sleep

I jiu jitsu powered this dude.

by jj power March 19, 2014

jithu

Guy who loves sports, drinking and eating somehow manages to be appealing to every girl on the planet despite a chronic inability to seal the deal. Part of the long lost family of super saiyans.

Jithu's are incredibly badass

by narutobleach June 22, 2014

jiu jitsu

Jiu Jitsu is a grappling sport that uses chokes and locks. NOT kicks or punches like in UFC, or MMA. You can use wrestling takedowns or judo throws to takedown your opponent. Its the shit when compared to other martial arts, because most of the other guys know how to fight standing up, but when a jits guy takes your ass down, you dont know what to do when it happens.

-wtf, how did that jon choke out paul?

-cuz jon knows jiu jitsu.

by lemmejitsonyou February 24, 2010

joy jitsu

Similar to jiu jitsu in that there is grappling and sweating, but with less clothing.

Matches typically take place on a bed, but may extend to floors, tables, or airplane bathrooms.

Walking is the second best form of exercise, following joy jitsu.

by Red Sprite May 26, 2017

Poo Jitsu

A branch of Jiu Jitsu, a martial art that focuses on self defense using grappling and ground fighting, where the practitioners employ the use of their own fecal matter to enhance the effectiveness of their submission techniques.

Student 1: "That guy Tony is a 3rd degree black belt in Poo Jitsu."
Student 2: "I heard that once he almost killed some dude, who refused to submit, using an ass-triangle lock!"
Student 1: "Yeah, if you get in the cage with him, things can go from good to shitty in a matter of seconds."

by Baron Marx August 25, 2013