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Colonel Jessup

The blowjob a man receives from his female boss.

"There is nothing on this earth sexier, believe me, gentlemen, than a woman you have to salute in the morning. Promote 'em all, I say, 'cause this is true: if you haven't gotten a blowjob from a superior officer, well, you're just letting the best in life pass you by." - Colonel Nathan R. Jessup. A Few Good Men.

P: J, I need you to stay late this evening.
J: Is the budget due tomorrow?
P: Yes, and if we get everything knocked out quickly, we'll wrap things up with a Colonel Jessup.
Mike did not want to admit to his co-workers, nor his wife that sometimes his business trips included a night cap and a Colonel Jessup.
by HolsingerTX September 6, 2014
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Old Jessup

A dog, most likely a Basset Hound of great age, that lives on the family farm and is surrounded by a vast history of shinnanigans and adventures about which many stories are told. As customary, when recounting a story about Old Jessup, one must talk in a heavy southern drawl.
Old Jessup was born right under that there oak tree down by the crick, shore seemed like yesterday he was rousin' about the chicken coop hasin hisself a free meal.
by Bubba D-Chi Gordon November 24, 2010
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Jessup

A smart nice person with a sense of humor and is really funny and will always keep you laughing
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jessper

1. An overweight authority figure.
2. A person who sighs alot.
Why are you being such a Jessper? God /sigh I hate you guys.
by WarcraftGuy_Two July 15, 2006
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jessper

1. One who consumes large amounts of mayonaise.
2. A donut eating fat guy.
Look, its Jessper, amagawd !!
by WarcraftGuy May 16, 2006
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