Jelly-Beaning

The act of inserting several bags of jelly beans into your sexual partners rectum then having them squeeze them out into your mouth and consuming said jelly beans

Guy 1: Dude, I was jelly-beaning my girl last night

Guy 2: That's gross dude why would you do that you cretin?

by The jelly-beaner May 07, 2021

Jelly bean

Known to have a head that looks like it's been squashed in a vice

"Who's the cunt with the head working on me truck doing the Horton fan" , that's jelly bean man, " Ah yeah but whys he taken the gearbox out?"

"Don't hassle the jelly bean, he's really good at what he does "

by Cheesywilly June 11, 2017

Jelly Bean

A term directed towards homosexual Mexicans.

“Get these damn Jelly Beans out of my country!”

by Rambo Slambo July 21, 2020

Jelly Beans

A less common, more discreet term for weed, herb, marijuana, ganga. Can also be abbreviated JBs.

man at work: "I want some jelly beans"
second man at work: "Let's go!"

by JMG4147 November 17, 2009

Jelly bean

The most ownage food in the world wayy better than candy corn

wtf jelly beans own candy corn noob

by Devin February 06, 2005

Jelly Beaning

The act of fucking a chubby mexican up his rear passage

Your brothers such a fag we caught him Jelly Beaning Manuel Rodriguez on the back of a bus

by UD Warrior February 13, 2009

Jelly Bean

n. a person who is jealous of you because they suck taint

Andrew was being a jelly bean because I'm overly-talented.

by formerwebsters July 10, 2009