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Jean joke

A category of jokes that are really lame and not funny. A Jean joke is a joke you should not laugh to. This is especially present among newbies trying to make jokes.
Person A: Hey, why did the chicken cross the road?
Person B: why?
Person A: Because it was bored.
Person B: OMG, that was such a jean joke
by kellllveeeriiinooo May 17, 2011
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JELANI KING

Men that are irresistible to women. These men usually end up in relationships with multiple women that are happily aware of the other women. Usually the JELANI KING and the women all live in the same home. The women in a JELANI KING's life understand that it takes more than one woman to keep a JELANI KING happy, and that the JELANI KING has the ability to keep all of his women happy.
YOU LOVE THAT JELANI KING BECAUSE HE KNOWS HOW TO MAKE YOU WEAK IN THE KNEES.
by JELANI KING FAN CLUB June 4, 2013
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Jeanette

One true friend. If you're a little nerdy she's your go-to girl. She doesn't take crap from people and is as real as it gets. She is understanding and will give good advice. She can be shy at things she thinks she's not good at. Just give her time and keep encouraging her. She's the kind of girl you can be yourself around. Shes goofy and a lot of fun. She's one true friend.
Girl 1: I heard a Jeanette just moved to town!
Girl 2: I know! I totally want to be her friend!
Girl 1: Me too!
by IceHockey1835 December 15, 2014
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Jeanice

The name Jeanice is a baby girl name.
The name Jeanice is a French baby name. In French the meaning of the name Jeanice is: God is gracious.

People with this name have a deep inner desire for love and companionship, and want to work with others to achieve peace and harmony.

People with this name tend to be idealistic, highly immaginative, intuitive, and spiritual. They seek after spiritual truth and often find it. They tend to be visionary and may inspire others. If they fail to develop their potential, they may become dreamers, or misuse power.
Jeanice is a kind and a loving person with a big heart.

People with this name is open minded which means that the person will not judge you.
How's my beautiful baby jeanice doing?
by Jeanice November 14, 2016
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Jean Pierre Polnareff

The epitome of French anime characters. Polnareff is a character from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. His stand is called Silver Chariot and his hair deserves to be the next French tourist attraction.
Friend 1: Name 1 French anime character. This is impossible.
Friend 2: JEAN PIERRE POLNAREFF.
by iainteverseen2prettybestfriend November 14, 2020
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Skeeter Jean

Skeeter Jean a "Part-time Chris Hansen impersonator" also known for exposing and putting predators and online predators in jail.
David: "Hey, do you know about Skeeter jean? " Darren: Yeah, that dude who exposes Edps?
by Jackie Jaun February 3, 2022
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Blue Jean Baptist

A youthful evangelical, usually with a goatee, who espouses the "come as you are" mentality in churches. These guys are near fascists when it comes to their belief that a necktie will block God's power. In other words, if you wear a suit to church you will burn in Hell. These guys can be seen wearing tight jeans and untucked shirts to church and like to carry a guitar in their Chevy truck as to not appear unhip with the luscious little honeys that he wants to fondle when his wife is at the Baptist Ladies’ Bible Study/Lunches.
Mike beat an old man with a baseball bat today for shaving before coming to chuch. He is a militant Blue Jean Baptist.
by Gary Vitalis August 27, 2008
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