Jarred

A boy who acts gay but is straight. He will fondle your balls, and probably take hard anal from a random guy from a Thrift Shop and claims he is straight. He is also one to fool around with and loves his memes. He also loves his panty collection he has in his closet, and the favorite colored panty is green. Also, he is short and some times climbs on walls like a demented spider. He also likes to hiss at sun light and his family when provoked. Finally... he really loves Ass and loooooves small titties and believes in the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

There is no examples of these Jarreds because that's how weird they are.

Jarred by DaBoyo05 March 13, 2018

Jarred

usually a jewish boy who is a hypebeast and his mom is a bitch. He also has a small penis.

That jarred last night was horrible in bed and his finger was broken.

Jarred by dasjafj December 14, 2010

Jarred

An evil shrew of a boy who likes to cheat on his girlfriends. A liar. Pathetic. Nerd. Doesn't care about anyone but himself.

LIKES TO CHEAT ON LOYAL GIRLFRIENDS WITH HOES NAMED KRISTEN

"Wow, he's such a Jarred"

Jarred by KermytheFrog December 29, 2016

Jarred

Person who has chubby mexican friends and is black but acts white

Jarred what are those

Jarred by 7944 March 15, 2017

Jarred

A horrible person.

Fuck you jarred stupid dyke!

Jarred by A JArReD March 6, 2018

Jarred

Bitch ass nigga

Like to cheat
Like to hind the fact he had a baby mother and a new born

Jarred is a bitch

Jarred by I'm not the one January 19, 2017

Jarred

an asian boy ur likely to be friends with but sometimes a lil awkward. He’s most likely in a band and plays the flute .

Jarred ur short
I M NOT S HO R T 😤

Jarred by bigboienergy September 11, 2018