Jane's friend

a. A "friend" that Jane uses to pleasure herself.

b. A commonly used nickname that Jane, and women alike,
use for their vibrator.

c. A device that Jane uses when dick is not around.

"Jane's friend is always there when she needs it."

Sally: "What is Jane going to do while her boyfriend is out of town for a whole month?!"
Mary: "Oh don't worry, I'm sure Jane's friend will keep her company."

"Every Jane needs a friend and every dick is a friend of Jane's."

by Jane's friend March 31, 2012

taylor-jane

A beautiful girl whose name just so happens to match her beauty. Taylor-Jane is a very unique and rare name just like her personality type. She is genuinely kind hearted, loves to help out others when they are in need.. Loves volunteer work. Taylor-Jane often has blue eyes anda super sexy body.. She is mesmerizing, loves to tease, please and overall achieve! She is beautiful on the inside and out but she does have her flaws. Taylor-Jane is often insecure, especially in relationships. She never feels good enough for anybody when in reality, she is perfect. Always reassure her the truth or she will go wild. If you have a Taylor-Jane in your life, keep her close and never let go!

"Shes so beautiful!"

"Oh whats her name?"

"Taylor-Jane!"

"Her name matches her beauty!"

by anonymousxoxoxoxoxo November 21, 2014

Dolores Jane Umbridge

Dolores Jane Umbridge, or just Umbridge, is the toad faced cunt that first appears in Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix. She is loathed by almost every student, teacher or employee in Hogwarts, aside from Slytherin house which she shows blatant favouritism to, and the caretaker Filch. She has committed several atrocities to many characters, such as her firing Harry to carve *I must to tell lies* into his hand for weeks on end, forcefully sacking Treylawney, refusing to teach the students and actual education, attempting to sack and Hagrid, and nearly killing McGonagall in the process and trying to send Albus Dumbledore to Azkaban. In The Deathly Hallows, she becomes the Minister for Magic, and starts making illegal court cases against muggleborn witches and and wizards. At the end of the series, she is committed to Azkaban. In HP, almost every single character has something redeemable and there is barely a character that is completely hated. That being said, I have never found a character who doesn't despise Umbridge.

HP fan: Hey, do you think Lucius Malfoy was a good character?
Me: Well, he's no Dolores Jane Umbridge.

by Ravenclaw Prefect October 12, 2018

Jane Lane

A character on Daria known for her artistic abilities and quick wit which gets her friendly with Daria. In the first episode "The Esteemers" Daria meets Jane in a self esteem class. Daria encourages Jane to take the final to get out of the class with her, and they both succeed. Ever since, they have been best friends. When Jane got her first boyfriend in "Janes Addiction" Daria was mad at Jane for spending so much time with him, she also seemed a little jealous. Later on in the season on the episode "Dye! Dye! Dye! My Darling" Tom gets bored with Jane and attracted to Daria. Daria steps into his car towards the end of the episode and they wind up kissing. Daria tells Jane eventually, and Jane feels like she cant forgive Daria. They talk about it later on and resolve their problems. Daria winds up getting bored of Tom as well and dumps him. Daria and Jane still remain best friends despite their ups and downs.

Jane Lane: Hey wanna get some pizza?
Daria Morgendorffer: Sure

The majority of their lives is spent at the pizza parlour.

by blehhbored August 2, 2008

Going Janeen

When someone goofs so you go absolutely batshit crazy on them. Typically used on retail employees when they act and/or treat you like a fucking idiot.

Person 1: Did you see her yell at that Walmart cashier?
Person 2: Yeah, she was going Janeen on them!

by skehjgwg September 7, 2019

Mary Jane Rotten Crotch

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman's description of a promiscuous girl, one that may or may not be a soldier's girlfriend prior to his military service. The term originated in the 1987 movie FULL METAL JACKET, and was used to describe the difference between a Springfield M-14 rifle used during basic training, and a female human, to the Marines being trained.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman's dialog during the movie FULL METAL JACKET (1987):

(Shouting): "Tonight, you pukes will sleep with your rifles. You will give your rifle a girl's name. Because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging old MARY JANE ROTTEN CROTCH through her pretty pink panties are over. You're married to this piece, this weapon of iron and wood. And you will be faithful."

by Scorpion Fangs January 6, 2008

Janeen

Janeen is an angel . She appears at the most unexpected time with her heart of gold and changes your whole life around with just her smile . She is funny , witty , and she knows how to.make your heart feel.right at home. She is an amazing mother and she puts everyone else before her in everything. She's got the most beautiful brown eyes, and soft skin. She has the best sense of humor , the kind.that doesn't laugh at others but only with others. She is beautiful from the inside out . The favorite part of her day is making yours .

GiverAngelloverbooty

Janeen has the best booty.

She'd make the best lover because of her passion for others.

She's an angel

by Music Boy April 25, 2013