Jake Jones

Jake Jones is usually a lion among all the humans, he is usually jacked and gets more birds then sanctuary. He is usually really strong and waits for the girls to come to him, do't bother snapping him he is either pumping iron or playing a quick 9 with they boys. Jake Jones is most likely going to the tour as he is a god compared to his peers. There is no such thing as jesus or allah when Jake is in the room. Bow down to him and you are on the market for a crisp high five.

OMG look at Jake Jones he is so sexy

by J3TS2955 April 20, 2021

jake and jade

Jade and jake are best friends and no one will be able to tear the bond they have apart. They have each others back 100% and tell each other everything. They are 2 people you will see together forever. They have amazing sex and get up to the naughtiest things you can imagine. They thrive off each other and bring out the best in each other. If your a jade and find a jake or vise verser make it work because youll live a life of happiness. They are the most humerous 2 you can ever be around and will have everyone in stitches. Fuck good, smoke the best and no one has better vibes coming off them then jake and jade.

I wish i could have a jake and jade relationship

by Doublejjthreat May 22, 2018

jake from jake farm

A funny smal Youtuber who is most likely to make you laugh or cringe

Have you seen jake from jake farms new video it's hilarious

by M18AIAPERS MINE June 18, 2021

no jake paul january

the act of going the whole month of january without watching jake paul videos or mentioning his name. chances of getting a girlfriend increase by 60%

“hey, did you watch jake paul’s video last night?”

“no dude it’s no jake paul january! i can’t mess with that gay shit!”

by sharquitawilliams December 30, 2018

Jake and Josh Hayes

They are two motherfuckers who take everyone for granted. They lie are manipulative. unpopular have no friends and don't know when to shave their pedo-staches. They are pussies. Talk shit but can't fight or act on what they say. Don't ever date them unless you want someone to control everything you do.

Jake and Josh:"You're a slut! So uh...wanna go out with me?"

Jake and Josh:"You're lonely as fuck! So uh...wanna go out with me?"

Beware of Jake and Josh Hayes they're Egyptian fucks!

by Kayluc22 April 12, 2019

Jake and Josh

What my ELA teacher calls drake and Josh while trying to be “cool”

Have you seen jake and Josh lately

by CHEERIO YEET March 13, 2019

jake and josie

jake and josie is a couple that love eachother deeply till death does them part they talk to each other alot and lean on each other no one comes between them thry stay strong even in the worse times they have had there ups and downs but still love each other

jake and josie will love each other forever

by Jake3653 September 19, 2020