jagaloon

by urban849395 August 04, 2024
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Jagaloon

A mysterious proto human that has done so many butt drugs that there sphincter muscles have deteriorated and it leaks out a trail wherever they go. Common environmental markers have given it a specific ecosystem where it dwells, it's found all over North America and has a sophisticated den, it knows jujitsu and is a worthy opponent to anyone looking for a memorable hunting expedition.
The jagaloon bounty is up this month, I think I smell a good Christmas coming up.
by Royaltease February 05, 2025
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Jagalooners

A person under 5'5. A spicier version of calling someone short or small. For slag you could say "jag" or "Jaga"
"These fucking jagalooners always getting in the way"
by Harry the flying elephant January 05, 2024
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