by Tmolie April 07, 2011
Another word for a talentless loser who's music will result in you hurting something or someone. This cheesy, boring, repetitive music is from a wave of crappy acoustic artists such as James Blunt.
*Challenge* Listen to a Jack Johnson album and pick out one song from another.
*Challenge* Listen to a Jack Johnson album and pick out one song from another.
by Jackjohnsonhater July 17, 2006
Hawaiian singer, as well as surf movie director, ex-pro surfer for Quiksilver, and a marijuana smoker <-(not known by many), famous for his acoustic guitar skills, singing voice, and mellow mood songs. You can listen to him while in any mood and he does not have any homosexual roots like some other definers on this site think. He is a great American musician and influences many modern bands.
by ILiveInNewJersey December 25, 2008
A modern beach hippie musician influenced by Ben Harper and Phish. All chill kids who know how to smoke and have fun love to listen to jack johnson
by lizzlemynizzle July 24, 2005
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The trenches may have been eight feet deep, but the men in them never felt safe from the Whizbangs, Minnies, Jack Johnsons, Rum Jars, and Coal Boxes, whose ingenious nicknames masked their deadly purpose.
-Vimy by Pierre Berton
-Vimy by Pierre Berton
by K to the C October 24, 2006
An alcoholic mixed drink containing one part gin, one part tonic, with a slice of lime and a splash of cranberry juice. Also known as a JJ.
by deuce niggalo August 21, 2009