Jaloopie

Noun. Another term for a penis.

She was keen enough to play hide the sausage until she saw the size of Bob's jaloopie!

by Dick Wright-Upham November 17, 2010

jalooper

a hole of some sort

he put it in her jalooper. and she liked it

by vhillainy August 26, 2021

Heywood Jablomee

A name and play on words that's meant to sound like "Hey, would you blow me?" Very similar to Jack Mehoff, Mike Hunt, Mike Hawk, etc.

Me introducing my new friend to a group of girls: "Hey ladies, this is my friend, Heywood Jablomee."
Girls: "Ewww, gross! No, you pervert!" *multiple slaps ensue*
Me: "What?! That's his name!"

by ShyGuy23 December 15, 2013

JABOOT3

Pronounced: JABOOTy.
Software engineering jargon for a poorly designed framework. Stands for Just A Bunch Of Other Things Thrown Together.

"This isn't a real project. It's JABOOTy(JABOOT3)!

by I Think Im A Software Engineer February 8, 2009

jablonskied

In hockey: to check someone from behind, and then paralyzing them in the process.

i just jablonskied that kid.

by moahmar March 21, 2012

Jaboozie

1.To engage in the act of jacuzzi-ing while boozie-ing, and preferably getting naked with the opposite sex in hopes of straight crushing it or recieving at least a hand job

2. Engaging in a totally heterosexual male bonding time after an unsuccessful night of crushing pussy

The Situation invited two hoes over to Jaboozie in hopes that the alcohol and his half naked body would seduce them into offering their flower and/or anus's

by Pyreking September 8, 2010

jabooga

A term for a black person(s) who looks like they were picked up out of the jungle of Kenya and dropped in your neighborhood.

Look at those jabooga's over there.

Oh great... another jabooga.

Look at the little baby jabooga's in the park.

by John Torturn August 4, 2006