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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars?i could really use a wish right now wish right now wish right now.
Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? I could really use a wish right now wish right now wish right now.
by Isnotfiveweenies August 1, 2021
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When a woman's pussy is so loose, that a man can't get any sensation from intercourse.
Fucking Crissy is like waving a corndog in the Astrodome!
by CrissyIsAMudshark October 1, 2004
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A: Check out the NEW JZ collection!
B: NEW?! It's Old like the condom in your wallet.
by Guy st April 26, 2006
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1)A phrase which means to vanish as suddenly as a fart in the wind. 2)A phrase coined by warden Norten when describing how Andy escaped Shawshank.
When he was caught masturbating the livestock he "vanished like a fart in the wind"!
by incipitsathanas February 21, 2009
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When someone does something wrong but, relatively speaking, it's not that bad.
Becca: Jim, you can't talk that way to old people.
Jim: It's not like I kicked the Pope in the balls.
by JakSheppard September 1, 2017
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