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impostitute

a person who impersonates someone but is also a slut
you’re such an impostitute”
by heytheremama396 April 20, 2018
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impostificatious

Adjective to describe something that is crazily impossible.
Brittany Spears? Sane? That's impostificatious!
by DrummerDood December 22, 2009
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Impossithick

To be so erotically thick, that it defies logic.
Guy 1: I went to Nicky Minaj's concert last night, she was even thicker in person!
Guy 2: Is that even possible?
Guy 1: Nope, that bitch impossithick!
Thick
by DanteDirect August 19, 2016
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Imposition

1. the action or process of forcing something on someone
2. something that is forced on someone
3. A long term hypnotic suggestion that where the subject feels an action towards them being performed as if it is actually happening, so long as it is typed out in a certain way (such as in italics or bold), or spoken aloud, commonly referred to as "impo" Friendly reminder to put safeties on your impo triggers.
1. The Imposition of anti-gay marriage laws
2. I would love to pass this on to you, if it is no imposition for you.
3. Please don't type that sort of thing in italics, my imposition isn't really that good at the moment.
by Junkil February 8, 2024
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Freudian imposition

That's another thing I'm fucking tired of.

Hym "You know what I would have said if Jordan Peterson was interviewing me and he asked how I thought it would go? I would have wrote it down on a slip of paper in advance and then proceeded with the interview and I would have waited for him to do exactly what he WOULD do and it would be at that point that I revealed the first slip of paper that read: You are going to relate everything thing I say back to my relationship with women. This sort of Freudian imposition. The other pieces would include: Conflating my use of simile, calling into question whether or not something is the case, and my own incredulity with lies and trying to get me to ignore what is happening to me and focus on myself. I'm not doing that last one. My relationship with women is a tertiary issue and if who women fucking molest in the group home they work at isn't any of my business then what I think about or how I fucking view or talk about women isn't anybody fucking business and has no relationship to what if happening to me.
Which is: A mentally retarded person had access to my email in a place where I was not even allowed to tell that retard about my life because it would be in violation of the boundaries policy that my co workers were violating when the fucked that REEETARD and it took the form of something that has been happening to me for years and is clearly some kind of target surveillance and harassment apparatus. Secondly, my work is going into someone else's bank account. Thirdly, I HAVE A TOOTH INFECTION THAT HAS CLEARLY SPREAD TO MY LYMPHATIC SYSTEM AND IS CAUSING SOME KIND OF FLUID BUILD-UP ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF MY FACE THAT I CAN ACTIVELY HEAR WHEN I SWALLOW OR OPEN MY JAW. I CANNOT AFFORD HEALTHCARE AND SOLVING PROBLEM 1 AND 2 ALLOWS ME TO SOLVE PROBLEM 3. Stop trying to shrink me you retarded piece of shit. I don't need my fucking mind changed about fucking women more than I need any of these other problems fixed. Freudian imposition."
by Hym Iam September 6, 2024
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