Pornelius Hubert

The full name of Porn Hub

My full name is Pornelius Hubert

by ColaCode July 14, 2018

Humper Sticker

A tatoo above a womans pussy or pubic area. Opposite of a tramp stamp.

"When I seen her tramp stamp I thought she was easy ,but when her shorts came off I seen her humper sticker read next"

by tewsday June 21, 2010

urinal humper

A dude who stands so close to the urinal that he is actually straddling it. His toes are often touching the wall that the urinal is mounted on, and depending on his pissing style he appears to be either trying on the urinal as a giant "Baby Huey" style jock strap cup, or humping an enormous porcelain goddess who's had a building built around her with only her peculiarly shaped vagina exposed...conveniently in the men’s washroom.
Urinal Humpers suffer from a combination of urinal anxiety and urinal zombie symptoms. They apparently believe they are disguising their urinal anxiety by their willingness to use a urinal, but due to their extreme urinal zombie tendencies, they haven't noticed that the majority of their fellow pissers don't walk away from the urinal with some other guys pubes on his dick, or splatters on their pants as if their schlong was blowing bubbles in a sewage treatment plant.

Hey dude, it's called a urinal, not a sperminal...it's for pissing in you freak'n urinal humper.

by Proper Pisser December 10, 2008

Hubert Cumberdale

One of salad fingers finger puppets. He tastes like soot and poo.

Euch , Hubert Cumberdale! you taste like soot and poo! (crying)

by PopCat August 28, 2004

huber gay

anything as gay as mark huber

Three fingers in your asshole? That's huber gay.

Soup kitchens are huber gay.

by marky mark and the dirty girls April 27, 2011

Mega Hyper Death AIDS

Mega Hyper Death AIDS (MHDAIDS) is the worst disease known to man. It has a 99% mortality rate and it takes at least 10 days to kill a grown adult. MHDAIDS can be transmitted via sexual intercourse, and it is hereditary. If one were to recover from MHDAIDS, they would have an increased risk of developing Ligma or Bofa in their later life. Treatments for MHDAIDS include E-TMA, Sawcon and Sugon.

"Hey everyone, Shoenice again. I have Mega Hyper Death AIDS, this is my final video..."

by Hecking Degenerate June 15, 2021

Hyper expansion

A weird ass fetish were the artist draws tits that takes up most of Earth or a dick the size of Jupiter. Then, they slap any fictional character and call it "art" because the artist is so fucking lazy. Come on, if you're going to draw big tits or cock, at least don't make it take up the entire picture

Dude 1: Dude, I just found this hyper expansion picture of Amy Rose here. She's got tits the size of the fucking sun
Dude 2: What site was it posted on?
Dude 1: furaffinty.net
Dude 2: Because of course it is

by I shit bees July 19, 2021