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Brown Humour

Any humor that reffers directly or indirectly to the toilet and other related activities.
I hate it when Chad uses brown humour, it stinks.
by sleepn July 30, 2015
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Prawn of humour

This saying is in essence ironic as 'The Prawn' is inherently a sad, misguided but humble fool, about as funny as watching your mum get a zombie mask. The Prawn spends most days lamenting over the failed attempt to conquer the world and tends to cover the sadness with 'classic' japes.
Prawn: Hello, im a prawn! can i tell you a joke?

Person: Hmmm, ok

Prawn: Why are pirates called pirates?

Person: sh*t, another Prawn of Humour on our hands
by Sandal Bearer July 29, 2007
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vantablack humour

humour so dark it has total hemispherical reflectances (THR) below 1.5% in the visible spectrum.
Agni: biden would slaughter 7 million jews if he could, but he cant bc he forgot

Taylor: wow that's some vantablack humour right there dawg
by TaylorBasicWhiteGirl January 28, 2023
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humour milk

Liquid secreted from your genetials caused by laughing too hard
"I laughed so hard my humour milk came out"
by Tomtom.com April 22, 2017
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Gallows Humour

1. a type of humour that arises from stressful, traumatic, or life-threatening situations; often in circumstances such that death is perceived as impending and unavoidable.

2. a punk band based in London/Surrey
1. Tom : "Well... it could have been worse. He could have died from screwing his 86 year old au pair like his Dad did...!"
Dan: "Dude... bad use of Gallows Humour there... thats your brother you're talking about!"

2. "We are Gallows Humour. Fuck your hopeless generation!" www.myspace.com/gallowshumour
by crappypunkchic August 5, 2009
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Dope Humour

Humour created when stoned.
It's only funny when you're stoned that's because it's Dope Humour
by Simon Daniele December 29, 2007
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Bowkett humour

Where the geezer tells the joke, laughing at the joke and then has to explain it for a long period to all who don't get it. This eventually causes it to not be funny.
Guy 1: Did you not get the joke?

Guy 2: Nah I didn't, but don't start that Bowkett humour again !
by BIGHITT3R April 23, 2016
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