Same meaning as the infamous houdini, yet there is final task for the great magician. Not only must the magician have the woman in the "doggy-style position" against a window with ample exterior lighting, pull out without getting caught, allow his friend to enter the zone without getting caught, sneak out of the room without getting caught, but the condom must also be miraculously dangling in the hands of the great wonder of our time outside the window while his friend is continuing penetration.
A girl who will call Jane Doe was friends with many of the girls who were duped by the Great Houdini. She was intrigued and perplexed by the great mastermind. It even went as far as her approaching Houdini and falling into his vacuum of love. She fell for it once, and went back again to trick the mastermind himself, this time bringing a mirror and somehow getting it to the bedroom near the window.
A girl who will call Jane Doe was friends with many of the girls who were duped by the Great Houdini. She was intrigued and perplexed by the great mastermind. It even went as far as her approaching Houdini and falling into his vacuum of love. She fell for it once, and went back again to trick the mastermind himself, this time bringing a mirror and somehow getting it to the bedroom near the window.
Jane Doe: I can't believe I not only fell for the Houdini, but I also fell for the Raw Houdini. I know I stared at the mirror the entire time, particularly closely when his unit was removed for short periods of time. Even worse, the mastermind was dangling his condom outside of the window when he made his marvelous escape.
by Raw Houdini Of JDate May 7, 2009
Get the Raw Houdini mug.A forbidden technique for changing into a bathing suit passed down from father to son. Without proper practice, using this ancient art may result in dire and painful consequences.
It is performed as follows:
Remove pants, then wear your suit over your underpants, then, remove underpants out from under suit.
It is performed as follows:
Remove pants, then wear your suit over your underpants, then, remove underpants out from under suit.
Guy 1: Finally here at the beach, let's head over to the changing rooms and get ready for a swim.
Guy 2: Nah bro, you go ahead, I'll just get changed here using Houdini of the Beach.
Guy 1: You can't be serious! What if it goes wrong?!
Guy 2: Trust me, I got this! *Tries it and immediately rips underpants* ... Fuck.
Guy 2: Nah bro, you go ahead, I'll just get changed here using Houdini of the Beach.
Guy 1: You can't be serious! What if it goes wrong?!
Guy 2: Trust me, I got this! *Tries it and immediately rips underpants* ... Fuck.
by Wig Denis August 22, 2021
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When a girl/guy you just fooled around with decides to up and vanish without a trace leaving you mystified and simultaneously confused.
Damn that girl was a freak last night! I'm gonna give her a call to see if she wants to hang out again tonight!!
...one week later...
WTF?! That bitch hasn't returned ANY of my calls/texts/ims! I just got Houdinied!!
...one week later...
WTF?! That bitch hasn't returned ANY of my calls/texts/ims! I just got Houdinied!!
by Big Niko99 July 5, 2010
Get the Got Houdinied mug.The new most vicious Houdini to date, this move requires the help of at least 12 Guidos and a Cadillac with a nice stereo system.
Engage in sex doggy style, when reaching climax spit on the ladies back. When she turns to face you a Cadillac should smash through the wall and at least 12 Guidos should disembark and begin to fist pump to the loudest, most obnoxious techno music known to man.
Then Cum in her face.
Engage in sex doggy style, when reaching climax spit on the ladies back. When she turns to face you a Cadillac should smash through the wall and at least 12 Guidos should disembark and begin to fist pump to the loudest, most obnoxious techno music known to man.
Then Cum in her face.
Mike: Hey, did you see that new show Jersey shore?
Tom: Yeah, it's so fake. No one has even gotten Houdini Guido Raided yet.
Tom: Yeah, it's so fake. No one has even gotten Houdini Guido Raided yet.
by fist pumpin' champ December 9, 2009
Get the Houdini Guido Raid mug.The most vicious Houdini to date, this move requires the help of at least 10 Viking Warriors and a longboat.
Engage in sex doggy style, when reaching climax spit on the ladies back. When she turns to face you a viking longboat should smash through the wall and at least 10 Nordic Raiders should disembark and begin an orgy of death and destruction as they rape, pillage and plunder the unfortunate victims room.
Then Cum in her face.
Engage in sex doggy style, when reaching climax spit on the ladies back. When she turns to face you a viking longboat should smash through the wall and at least 10 Nordic Raiders should disembark and begin an orgy of death and destruction as they rape, pillage and plunder the unfortunate victims room.
Then Cum in her face.
-Hi Steve hows your mum?
-Not good, mate, some bastard houdini nordic raider'ed her last night!
-Shit thats not so good! (hides horned helmet behind back)
-Yeah its not too bad, she said she's had worse!
-Not good, mate, some bastard houdini nordic raider'ed her last night!
-Shit thats not so good! (hides horned helmet behind back)
-Yeah its not too bad, she said she's had worse!
by Dan 'The Hitman' Humperdink September 7, 2007
Get the Houdini Nordic Raider mug.When a man fucks a woman in front of a window and pulls out more than once. On the final time you have a friend which comes out of the closet and switches with you. Then you run outside and tap on the window and say Tada.
by Jgoodfella069 August 14, 2008
Get the Closet Houdini mug.Doing your girl from behind, when you are about to climax, you squirt a bit of hot sauce on her asshole. and when she turns around to see what the hell happened, you blow your load on her face!
Roommate 1: Aw man who used up the Hot sauce!? Roommate 2: Sorry dude I gave this girl a Hot Houdini last night
by MR. DNICK@CHEECK May 26, 2010
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