Hot Cheetos

When you put hot stuff all over your penis, insert your shlong in a hot Cheeto bag, and wait in a convience store until a black girl purchases you and sucks off all the hot Cheeto dust and hot sauce off your penis.

Sophia: yeah I got some hot Cheetos at the store, want some?

Mike: No stop my penis is in there.

by Dadadad4 June 11, 2018

Flaming hot Cheetos and ranch dressing

The latest craze in American cuisine, where a bag of Flaming Hot Cheetos is doused in ranch dressing and eaten as a snack. It's so spicy and creamy, you'll be laughing all the way to the emergency room. Just make sure to have a gallon of milk on hand to put out the flames in your mouth.

"Dude, I can't believe you actually tried the Flaming Hot Cheetos and ranch dressing combo. How was it?"
"It was a rollercoaster of flavors, man. I was laughing and crying at the same time. I'll never try it again, but I'm glad I did it once for the experience."

by the gpt December 28, 2022

Hot cheetos girl

Hot cheetos girls are usually the ones that are the loudest in your class and just don't care about people. There fingers are always red and they always say PERIODTTTTTTT. They usually wear hoop earrings and they like using the butterfly filter on snapchat.

Tim:"bob don't look now but the hot cheetos girl is coming"
Bob:"omg I don't want her coming over here because she's going to be so loud and I don't want red on my skin when she starts touching me."
Tim:"let's get out of here bob"

by meisnothatmeisgotthat6 May 29, 2020

hot cheetos

A sexy redheaded chick. Can be used as a noun or an exclamation.

Last night at the bar, my buddy told me to check out this ginger. Hot cheetos!

by Collar City Charlie March 22, 2011

Flaming Hot Cheetos

Probably one of the, if not hottest snack foods ever created. Eating just one of these things may have you screaming for a drink. Rumor has it these are made in the depths of hell, thus their hot flavour.

I nearly passed out when I ate that whole bag of flaming hot cheetos

by Mr. Hamster Man December 1, 2009

hot cheetos

A default reply to any question that may lead to an uninteresting conversation. Utilized to ensure a stealthy escape from said conversation. Effectiveness becomes accentuated when accompanied by a thousand yard stare.

Chuck: Yeah I'm an advertisement coordinator for a local retail store here in town. It has it's perks! What do you do?

Tom: Hot cheetos...

Chuck: Oh, uhh... I'm gonna go grab some... of these uhh... cup cakes over here... real quick...

by foxxy bubbles May 20, 2009

Hot Cheetos

Your period or menstrual cycle

Best friend I didnt get my Hot Cheetos aka my period I might be pregnant 🤰

by Brae Brae 07 June 6, 2019