hoss

Oversized, strapping, possessing an unattractive degree of animal-like strength and vigor and a corresponding lack of feminine grace. Used in reference to women

J.Lo is a little too hoss for my tastes, she looks like she might start kicking and snorting any second

by benny profane July 24, 2005

hoss

Australian slang term for penis.

Johno has a huge hoss, it looks like a babys arm holding an apple.

by ritwil August 03, 2006

hoss

A person, usually female, with large thighs... basically a fat person.

"Guy 1: Damnn did you see that hoss, she took up half the fucking hallway."

"Man that bitch is a fucking hoss."

by dreblockdrock April 15, 2008

hoss

1 a person who eats a lot of food.
2 to eat a large amount of food or drink quickly.

1 Tommy eat all day he's a huge hoss.
2 Look how I just hossed down that box of cookies.

by Kero March 08, 2005

hoss

A girl who possesses butch lesbianic attributes; A girl who looks like she played softball in high school

"Hey, did you see that girl over there who looks like she played softball in high school?"
"Damn. What a hoss."

by chappietweeter April 27, 2010

hoss

A very large amount of chewing tobacco or dip

Today my friend was eating some shredded jerky and the teacher was like "Is that chew?" He said "No way nigga its jerky". So my teacher goes "Oh ok, I don't mind if you eat it, but I don't want you putting it in your lip and walking around like your packing a big ol hoss".

by smokeabowl October 24, 2007

hoss

The embodiment of male on male sexiness.

Man Enrique Bello is so Hoss.

by A. Hernandez December 27, 2007