Dr Daniel Heimbauch: If marriage is radically redefined as being just a way of affirming private feelings of loving
attraction then equality would require allowing people who love dogs to marry dogs and people who love ice cream to marry ice cream!
Jon Stewart: Yes, That's
exactly right!
You know I realize now that's not a bald head that's a solar panel for a dumbass machine.
Audience member: Hooray for Captain Spaulding!