Hoojay

An extremely irritating person who suddenly interjects into other people's conversations and start speaking at length about their own meaningless topics in a foolish or rude manner.

Note:- These types of people are mostly found at parties or social places and are trying to forcibly fit into/ be part of a group but they generally come across to others as ignorant/absurd/knowitalls. Hence everyone tries to ignore them or stay as far away as possible from these idiots.

Example 1 -

Tom: Hey Nick, did you enjoy the party yesterday?

Nick: No way man. So I was vibing with Jane last night and then out of nowhere this fucking hoojay came along and started gloating about his work and bored us to death, so we quickly ditched that fag and left the party.

Tom: Oh shit.. fucking hoojays!

Nick: YEAH!

Example 2 -

Guy #1: Hey bro! Are you new at this book club?
Guy #2: Yeah man. Here for the first time. What about you dude?

Guy #1: Oh cool.. me too!
Guy #2: Noice ..so do you know anyone here ?

Guy #1: No man. I'm just gonna try to hoojay my way into this nerdy crowd! lol
Guy #2: Smort

by The Slicker December 30, 2018

Hokjarniverse

The exact same defination as jarniverse

Honrich:Am I Hokjarniverse, I only got full marks in every subject in DSE
Me: Wow, so Hokmultiverse!

by warloadam January 11, 2022

Hoojabujah

(noun)
A mess of things

This sure is a hoojabujah.

by Zach Block April 26, 2004

hoojer

A nerd with poor grammar that plays dungeons and dragons and way too many video games.

Kenny is a real hoojer. He should probably get a life in the real world.

by violetviola January 29, 2014

fly hoojay

a marijuana joint

We got in the Bug and smoked a fly hoojay.

by talking goat June 20, 2003

Hootard

When someone is so dumb they would even be considered a retard in Whoville.

"Oh my god, Christie, that apple is SO green and shiny!"
"Damnit, Billy, you're such a hootard."

by Marilyn and Tori July 17, 2007

hoojamafloo

those long cylindrical plastic things that you bang together at a netball game

we went to a netball game and banged our hoojamafloos together to cheer the team on

by Nana Phillips May 6, 2005