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An extremely irritating person who suddenly interjects into other people's conversations and start speaking at length about their own meaningless topics in a foolish or rude manner.

Note:- These types of people are mostly found at parties or social places and are trying to forcibly fit into/ be part of a group but they generally come across to others as ignorant/absurd/knowitalls. Hence everyone tries to ignore them or stay as far away as possible from these idiots.
Example 1 -

Tom: Hey Nick, did you enjoy the party yesterday?

Nick: No way man. So I was vibing with Jane last night and then out of nowhere this fucking hoojay came along and started gloating about his work and bored us to death, so we quickly ditched that fag and left the party.

Tom: Oh shit.. fucking hoojays!

Nick: YEAH!

Example 2 -

Guy #1: Hey bro! Are you new at this book club?
Guy #2: Yeah man. Here for the first time. What about you dude?

Guy #1: Oh cool.. me too!
Guy #2: Noice ..so do you know anyone here ?

Guy #1: No man. I'm just gonna try to hoojay my way into this nerdy crowd! lol
Guy #2: Smort
Hoojay by The Slicker December 30, 2018

fly hoojay 

a marijuana joint
We got in the Bug and smoked a fly hoojay.
fly hoojay by talking goat June 20, 2003
Loads and loads of money, but it can take different forms.
Guy 1: I got lots of hoonay in the shape of candy for Halloween
Guy 2: Don't barf bro!
Hoonay by 3lonMu$k June 1, 2016

hooray henry 

In Monty Python terms, English upper class twits - public schoolboys who turn into oiks and behave rudely, noisily and foolishly in a group at public functions rather as European players of rugby football are commonly said to comport themselves at social events. The females of the species (rarer)are Hooray Henriettas.
Prince Harry and his brother are turning into right Hooray Henrys, just like all the Windsor males.
hooray henry by ziddi van der zee September 2, 2004

Hooray for boozey weekends 

A cultural phenomenon, to be a part of which includes becoming sufficiently hounded and clubbing for those cognitive enough. The night ends deep into the AM at the persons house closest to the city, and the morning after involves watching tv and feasting on mcdonalds breakfast.
Ryz: How was hooray for boozey weekends IV?

Joe: Pretty good, Eso is a lightweight and couldnt get out of the cab.

Ryz: Haha, Chris threw up on a wall and got into a club. Hooray for boozey weekends!

hooday hoo 

"Its finally the weekend, hooday hoo"
"Its your birthday, hooday hoo"
hooday hoo by stumpfy October 16, 2014
Hooray for Pokey!
Hooray by Chaide September 16, 2003
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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