honker

erection, boner, hard-on, Ridgid Tool

That bird's so fine she's gaving me a honker.

by england phi beta gamma October 21, 2008

Honker-Chonker

A guy who’s only interested in girls with big badonkadonks.

“Did you see Eric checking out Sam’s rack?”
“Yeah, he was totally staring at them all night!”
“That guy’s such a honker-chonker.”

by honkerchonker November 24, 2018

Honker Donker

Something epic or good (can be a physical thing or an event)

"Oh I have my favorite block first tomorrow!? Thats a honker donker.

by kungfuboy46 September 6, 2022

honkery

Acting in such a manner as to perpetuate white (honkey) stereotypes in society such as shopping at the Gap, wearing socks with sandals, fathers using baby bjorns etc.

Her: Let's go to Ikea and find some throw pillows for the new chaise!

Me: Our Sundays are so full of honkery.

by crickkills May 18, 2011

Bone Honker

A Male Homosexual. Refers to the act of fellatio between men. Generally considered offensive.

I think your new friend there might be a Bone Honker!

by sidelock2 January 11, 2007

Hookerocity

The measurement of whorridness that a woman portrays.

Ok Scott, that chick just said to the bartender "You look familiar, did I fuck you last week?" Waaaay too much hookerocity there.....we have to GO.

by Billy Barrool September 21, 2010

Honker Bonkers

Big voluptuous boobies
Soft and squishy

Just perfectly large titties

Jack- "Jesus those are some huge titties. I just wanna suck on those honker bonkers."

by The prettiest demigirl September 11, 2021